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Results seem to vary from story to story, at least for me. My results included Ray Bradbury and Stephen King.

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First try was Vladimir Nabokov. Okay, I can deal with this.

>James Joyce

Alright, let's see what this old Gaang Jr. story of mine gets...
>Chuck Palahniuk
Who the heck is Chuck Palahniuk?
>the guy who wrote Fight Club
Huh. Honestly, I think I had been going for a Terry Pratchett vibe in that one.

I got William Gibson on the start of a novel I wrote some months back. One can do a lot worse than the man that invented Cyberpunk, In my humble opinion.

So, who feel like trying to emulate different authors and see If you can fool the program?

"Marble Adonis

...produced Stephanie Meyer. Who knew.

Stephen King.

...What? I pasted an essay on mercury in seafood. How the hell?

Pollution can be really scary sometimes.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Never read anything she's written, though I know the Earthsea books to be famous.

It'd be intriguing if the site showed the results of the analysis in more detail, instead of just saying the writer. Like, why do I write like her, and how is it that she even writes as such. What kind of words and sentence structures and so on are used.

I gave it that Jack the Giant Killer story I wrote for a SYM thread a while back. Apparently I write like Isaac Asimov.


Margarat Atwood?
wat mean?

>read about Atwood.
don't think I like this. No sir, don't like it.

I apparently write like H.P. Lovecraft. Having read his work, I can't say I'm entirely comfortable with this.

Dan Brown. I don't know how to feel about this.

I got James Joyce from a thing I wrote that has this excerpt:

>"Is that" the demon seemed scared, "the Sword of Kildemaul?"

>"It is." Ripley toyed with the sword, killing pieces of the air with each test swing.

>"But... it had been said to be lost to the ages innumerable!"

>"Innumerable isn't a problem," began Ripley, "I can count pretty high."

I checked my travel blog and got H.P. Lovecraft.

Checked my current blog and I'm David Foster Wallace.


I just tried to trick it, and apparently Cordwainer Smith writes like David Foster Wallace.

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I tried four different pieces and got David Foster Wallace, Mary Shelley, Vladimir Nabokov, then Ursula K. Le Guin.

What the Christ is this supposed to mean?

Stephen King or Dan Brown depending on the piece.

The code to post the results on other sites comes up as James Joyce.


Just copy/pasting "chagrin" several times does too.

... Cory Doctorow, apparently.

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First with my earliest piece my roll was David Foster Wallace, then I got Cory Doctorow. Meh. Then used my most recent piece and I rolled Raymond Chandler. Fuck yeah.

Now to test my story where I deliberately ripped off Chuck Palahnick.



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... But wait. I actually reference his name several times. Let me change that to Greg Smith.


H.P. Lovecraft? What the fuck?

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>"John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
>John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
>Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
>There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
>“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
>So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
>“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
>“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
>“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
>The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
>And then John was a zombie."

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>copy and paste The Raven
>HP Lovecraft

>Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

>James Joyce

>shitty Toy Story 3 fanfic written this afternoon
>Mark Twain

I am so more than okay with this is hurts.

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Short sentences riddled with vulgarity? Yup.

>How the hell?

It's not looking at the content of the writing. Computer programs aren't that smart. It's looking at phrasing and sentence structures.

I've noticed that works that depend heavily on dialouge, espcially where two characters get 'broken up' focus, tends to get William Shakespeare and J. K. Rowling as their style. Which makes sense.

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>Post part of a 42 page story I'm working on
>Ian Fleming

Welcome to the Jungle where the cat loves to scratch
The rat squeals
And the polar bear feasts on the blubber of seals
The pack of wolves be scheming on a bunch of gazelles
Where the leopards grab the wilderbeast down by it's tail
You see the chimps they grow hips they hustle and sling in trees
Elephants for security that move tons of leaves
The bluebirds arrest parrots that love to talk
or eagles that stalk fresh-water trout under the wing of the hawk
You see the vultures pick the pocket of whatever remain
In the brain we watch but a shadow of the lion's mane
Whose roar is loud enough to take the stripes from a zebra
He camouflage his bets and his spots of a cheetah
Shouldn't gamble with a cheetah and not expect to get beat
You silly goose you know he move fast on his feet
Now you're neck deep in depth with a bunch of lone sharks
So you move on a colony of ants with aardvarks, you see
Most of the everglades controlled by the gators
It was crashed by the crocs who came years later
See the locusts had swarmed with the bees
the tick moved with the fleas
The dragonflies and the wasps shared with the seas
The crab and the leeches sucked your blood flow
And they laugh like hyenas when they out to catch dough
See a million mosquitos from the West now
Carrying the virus that made the boars less wild

Out of fear of the deer watch for the eye of the tiger
The Clutch from the Cobra and the venomous viper
Boa-constrictors that cut your circulation
Mosts of their prayers die from broke bones and suffocation
The owls are private eyes that watch from the bark
Black panthers are the militant who strike in the dark
Porcupines had a rep' for sticking everything that moved
In areas that the rhinos and hippos approved
And the giraffe was a look-out for gorillas in the mist
And the bats use their sonar to guide and assist
Those pelicans who smuggle contraband for the whale
While the skunks spray the scent to keep the dogs off the trail
The scorpion set up a sting for sly foxes
that use stool pigeons just to keep them in the boxes
While the black widow laid a web for the bachelor
like daddy-long-leg and his hype man, tarantula
They both prey on grasshoppers beetles and flies
And they all become instant meals the moment it dies
What costs little, is a little worth
so some lose they lives wandering on the wrong turf
From birth they grow up walking the thin line
It's like the jungle sometimes

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David Foster Wallace...

>One Wikipedia search later
>"Los Angeles Times book editor David Ulin called Wallace "one of the most influential and innovative writers of the last 20 years."


>LA times
They say that about every writer

My latest chapter was very successful
Sylvia - J.D. Salinger
Dave - Douglas Adams
Arthur - Raymond Chandler

Threw together a couple of paragraphs for a story I've got in my head and got William Gibson. Hell yes.

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