... What? No. How?

I haven't read Twilight but I've read abridged notes on it.

I have read Tuck Everlasting and I can safely say that it's still better than Twilight because the girl gives up immortality and being with the guy and gives it to a frog. Twilight might've actually been a better book (the final one anyway) if Bella had simply said "Fuck this shit," and left Edward outright.

Tuck Everlasting was fucking horrible.

Iunno about Twilight never read it but from what I heard it was meh not out and out garbage

well I... what now ?

...I loved Tuck Everlasting as a kid.

Partially because I had such a good time imagining the huckster villain.

>>3746

Tuck everlasting didn't have a chest burster vampire baby fall in love with a werewolf.

>>3798

That was just the topping on the cake. What a serious mind fuck.