Hey /coc/ lets create a brand new worldof warcraft
orcs should be renamed Orks. And the Humans will be aliens and the elves will be short and the trolls will be smart and the dwarfs will be from the jungle and the gnomes will be balls of darkness that posses metal bodies that can only work when you can't see they're face.
And Worgen are space furries.
Elves should become a race that pride themselves on science and technology rather than magic.Also, this should tie-in with Starcraft.
>>28734 They hate humanity for catching up to them in industry in half the time it took Elves to figure out combustion.
Though found only in remote desert regions, the thri-kreen are known the world over for their amazing sexiness and are greatly desired as courtesans and exotic dancers.
The ape people of the southern forrests are known to, once every 50 years, venture into the world at large to rape everyone. The reason for this is unknown, and the apes will only return once every person on the planet has been raped at least once. They also employ powerful magics that leaves them invicible, and their victims defensless.