Pff. Mine was half that size and at LEAST 2999 calories.

I'm a BAAAAAAAAAD MAAAAAAN.

>>3552

>>3555
It is the King of Burgers; Its reign foreverlasting.

Yes, it does have Jerk Seasoning on almost every layer, Parmesean Cheese throughout. The Tortilla Strips had to be removed, because they would cause it to go offscreen.

...I NEVER FUCKING GET BURGERS! CAN AMERICANS UNHINGE THEIR JAWS LIKE SNAKES?

  >>3561
Yes.

>>3552

lol at the sodi-HNNGGGGGGGGG

>>3561

A burger generally sizes down once you pick it up because of the many different layers that can easily be flattened, such as the lettuce.

Still, often difficult to eat some of the really good burgers.

>>3550
>no carbs
ATKINS APPROVED

>>3569

Fucking tomatoes making my burger huge. I say this, because I was a tomato victim earlier today.

Tomatoes make up for their bulk by being delicious.

>>3656

Yeah, but I don't like the texture, so we have a love-hate relationship.

>>3669

Your life must be one of eternal misery if you have any contempt toward tomatoes.

>>3674
I can't stand tomatoes. I can barely choke a bite of one down in a salad, and I do not like them on my burgers whatsoever. The only place a slice of straight tomato belongs is in a BLT, in my eyes.

What I do love is absolutely everything made of tomatos ever, even things with very little else added. Pico de gallo is one of my favorite things, I fucking love gazpacho, etc.

It baffles me.

>>3547
>>3552
>>3544
I wonder how sick you would get after ingesting all that sodium.

>>3797
I think, in the case of the Bad Burger, you'd die.