Why did they have to ruin my goddamn Mexican Pizza?

EVERY TIME.

>>2169
I wish I could see your face through the POV of the taco bell employee handing you the food through the drive-thru window....that moment of expectation and dread of how you await and hope you are handed something still intact.

>>2170
It is one of infinite sorrow, my old bones wracked with implausible pains as I open the plastic husk and know the truth.

You put the goddamn onions on it, you son of a bitch.

>>2171
that's not as bad as mine. When they put it in the bag they turn it sideways so everything slides to the side so theres a giant blob of cheese on one side of my pizza and it usually oozes out the side of the box.

>>2182
GOD DAMN IT, YOU TOO? If that doesn't happen to me then they pile a bunch of other shit on top of it, squish the pizza so that the cheese comes right off and sticks to the top of the box where I have to scrape it off when I get home. Fuck.

>>2182
>>2199
Pretty sure this happens to most people. Usually I have a 50/50 chance of getting an intact mexican pizza.

However, what >>2171 wrote seems much darker. I think there is some sinister repertoire going on with some Taco Bell employee needlessly punishing this man with toppings he never wanted.