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68344 No. 68344
'Cause some anons on regular /co/ get butt-frustrated with the influx of homolust in Dan Vs threads there. And this show has great potential for a lot of it. Yeaaah.
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>> No. 68345
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68345
got a mix of nsfw and sfw stuff.
>> No. 68346
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>> No. 68347
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"FITZGERAAAAAAAALD!"

If Dan sought revenge on the Jazz Age.
>> No. 68348
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68348
Dan is a southern Californian.
>> No. 68349
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>> No. 68350
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Dan reaction image.
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>> No. 68352
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68352
There was an episode where Dan asked for all of Chris' silver, and a cupcake.
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>> No. 68354
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Here is Chris, Dan's friend and moochee. He does not usually dress in loli drag.
>> No. 68355
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68355
Dan has codependency issues with Chris. Gets him to pay for everything, calls him over to help his revenge schemes, what have you.
>> No. 68356
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68356
/co/ got boners over bound-gagged Dan.
>> No. 68357
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68357
/co/ is dirty birds.
>> No. 68358
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68358
I had this imaginary scenario about what would happen once Chris saved Dan from this. It involved bitch tears and the stuffed animal Dan sleeps with.
>> No. 68359
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68359
finally PORN

it's pretty nifty.
>> No. 68360
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The dialogue is accurate. As accurate as I could imagine it.
>> No. 68361
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68361
Dan's reaction.
>> No. 68362
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68362
lol crossovers. Excuse Elise.
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68363
he's pantomiming a yeti-lover.
>> No. 68365
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68365
I wonder if anyone saved all those Dan Vs gifs?
>> No. 68366
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68366
And that appears to be all of the stuff I saved, /coq/uistadores. I did not make any of this; all credit goes to those drawfags in the threads.
>> No. 68367
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68367
oh wait, Dan Vs. Scott Pilgrim.
>> No. 68368
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68368
NOW that's all of it. Ciao, /coq/uettes!
>> No. 68371
Christ, I'd post the pic I drawfagged in the /co/ thread but it has Elise in it. gaaaah i'll draw some more later
>> No. 68372
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Your name is DAN. You are DIMINUTIVE compared to your friend CHRIS PEARSON (hell, to pretty much everybody) and are irreparably CANTANKEROUS. You have a proclivity for VENGEANCE STREAKS and ARSON (fire is the cleanser). You are also LACTOSE-INTOLERANT; if you ingest anything with lactose, YOU WILL DIE, but not before BURNING THE ESTABLISHMENT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION to the ground. You have an interest in COMIC BOOKS, though you prefer those WITH A DARK SIDE and INNER RAGE. You depend most on CHRIS, though you do not openly admit it, except the one time when he ate your POISON MEATLOAF and you were attempting to FIND MEDICAL ATTENTION.

What will you do?
>> No. 68373
>>68372

(p.s. post edited because of a goddamned typo, horey shit)

(also, hopes to having more fanart in the future)
>> No. 68374
so I'm watching the wolfman episode and I'm pretty sure Dan is a closet gay. He has a supermodel at his front door willing to bang him and all he can think about is pancakes...
>> No. 68375
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>> No. 68376
>>68374
And apparently Chris makes the best pancakes which have suffered since he married Elise.
Man, why didn't I put the pancakes dream and that together before.
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>> No. 68379
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68379
Imagine the scandal!
>> No. 68381
>>68368

Is this an actual design for the show? Are we going to get a snazzy dress episode?

Please say yes.
>> No. 68382
>>68381
I sure hope so. Also
>perfectly triangular goatee
lol'd.
>> No. 68383
>>68381
Maybe. I just figured out where I saved it from. It was from the Dan Vs Facebook page
>> No. 68385
>>68381
reposted for posterity; I'm calling it now- this is a flashback episode to Chris' wedding and why/how Dan turned into whatever the hell he is today.
I can't really express how excited I am to see this.
>> No. 68386
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68386
Repostan some smut I drew this morning.
>> No. 68387
hey who are some "high profile" animators or artists that are working on this show?
>> No. 68389
>>68387
why, so you can send them this thread? fuck you.
>> No. 68390
>>68386
I love how you gave chris that pudge.

you're a good person drawfag....
>> No. 68391
>>68389
no. I like to browse art blogs. Besides, most animators already know about this shit anyways.
>> No. 68392
>>68386

The filename made me laugh.
>> No. 68393
>>68391
Well, there's Chris Battle. That's all I know.

>>68389
Simmer down, Dan.
>> No. 68394
>>68390
Thanks, anon. I'll contribute more asap.
>> No. 68395
>>68393
thanks bro. love his work.
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>>68400
My face when you saved that.

Also: Will drawfag for that story that was promised.
>> No. 68429
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68429
this show

THIS FUCKING SHOW
>> No. 68430
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68430
Hey guys, a gracious writefag wrote some fic. Pretty in-character, it looks.

---

“It’s FINE. Look, it stopped bleeding, will you stop being such a baby?!”

“I still say that raccoon was rabid. It was foaming at the mouth.”

“So? I’ve foamed at the mouth before, that doesn’t mean I’m /diseased/.”


Chris didn’t answer. One of Dan’s half-baked revenge plots (this time, upon the critters that had been upturning his garbage cans and stealing the best things out of the dumpster) had gone awry, and Dan had quite a large bite wound on his arm. Dan had declared to continue the war the next day, and Chris had offered to drop him off at his apartment complex. Usually, he dropped Dan off at the curb, but that wound was only getting redder. It could be a lot worse by morning.

“It was out during the day, Dan! Raccoons are nocturnal.” Chris argued as Dan unlocked his door, bursting into his cruddy little apartment with unnecessary flair. “You’re already rabid enough as it is.”

“WHAT?”

“Nothing. Come on, enough stalling, I’m taking you to the hospital.”

“Oh-ho-ho-HO, NO! I’m not going back THERE, do you remember what happened when I took YOU there?! You died! Well, were dying. Whatever, you NEARLY died.”

“Dan, that was because YOU kidnapped me.”

“It wasn’t a kidnapping, it was a rescue! Also shut up, I’m not going to some /hospital/ to see some /doctor/.” Dan put the last word in air quotes, very unnecessarily. “All I need me is some good old fashioned home remedies. Now, what cleans out stuff the best? I think I have some bleach under the sink…does bleach go bad?”
>> No. 68431
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>>68430

Dan was talking to himself now, fully ignoring his only friend and digging through a revolting pile of /something/ under his kitchen sink. Chris was sure he saw several cockroaches skittering away in fear and shuddered. This apartment was a death trap, everyone knew that, but Dan’s arm was almost certainly already infected. Chris stood in stolid silence as Dan blathered on, watching as his wounded arm got coated with filth.

Chris lowered his eyebrows decisively.

“A-HA! Wiper fluid! Why do I have wiper fluid? Whatever, this is pretty much the same thing as bleach, and it smells nicer. Good-/bye/, bacteria!”

A loud clang shot through the apartment before Dan could pour the chemicals into his wound. The smaller man’s eyes crossed and he slumped, the wiper fluid spilling and dribbling into the carpet. Chris wrung the handle of the frying pan in his hands, trying to look as certain of himself as he had felt a few seconds ago.

“It’s for the best.” he said flatly, trying to believe it. Glancing around, he spotted what looked like a long coil of rope, not unusual, with all the strange weapons and devices Dan stockpiled in his “home”. He glanced at the fallen man, at his wound. Imagined Dan’s furious face when he woke up. Looked at the rope again. That…wasn’t a bad idea.


--

Chris wasn’t ready for when Dan woke up – he had taken precautions, even left the apartment for a short period of time, but he at least expected the guy to be more...out of it. As soon as Dan mumbled and cracked open his eyes, they narrowed at Chris, full of hateful burning no-mercy death. Chris winced, lifting his hands a little; it /probably/ didn’t help that one of them held a syringe.

“CHRSSS! MFFF FCKKN MMGH!”
>> No. 68432
>>68431

Chris winced again, trying to smile as he lifted up the roll of duct tape that had been used to cover Dan’s mouth. It had taken a while, but he was proud of the wrapping job he’d done, strapping Dan down in an old chair he’d found. He’d tied his ankles, his waist and chest, his wrists behind his back – Dan was not trustworthy at all in a situation like this. The duct tape had been all too necessary, too. They all knew Dan bit.

“I’m sorry, Dan. This is for your own good! Look, I was talking to Elise, and she says your arm is probably infected. We can’t tell if you have rabies without going to the hospital, though, so – this is just a temporary precaution.”

Chris steeled himself as he approached the man tied up in the chair. Dan had not blinked once, eyes practically bulging from his head with hatred. Feeling bad, Chris frowned and reached out, gently tugging at, then ripping off, the duct tape. The words flew out of Dan’s mouth like water.

“—ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, CHRIS, YOU TRAITOR! You backstabber, you JUDAS! You’re in league with them, aren’t you? Aren’t you?! I bet you have a medical /degree/, and you never told me, where did you get that needle?!”

Chris blinked and looked at the needle, then frowned. “Elise gave this to me! And I’m not in league with anyone, Dan. You don’t want to have rabies, do you? Just hold still.”

Chris kneeled down, squirting out a little liquid from the tip of the needle. Dan squirmed, trying to back away and getting nowhere. He looked truly frightened now, eyes locked on the sharp metal.

“I’ve never gotten a shot before and I’m NOT about to now!”

“You’ve had to have gotten some as a kid—“

“NO! I didn’t! I didn’t let my parents /drug/ me…” Dan trailed off as Chris got closer, the bigger man’s face set in seriousness. He shifted up the sleeve of Dan’s shirt, lifted the hypodermic needle, and Dan just panicked.
>> No. 68433
>>68432

Chris had gotten too close – Dan threw his head back and headbutted him hard enough to see stars, hard enough to topple over the chair. The impact broke one of the wooden legs, loosening the ropes – Chris swore under his breath. He /knew/ those ropes hadn’t been tight enough! Curse those Boy Scouts, they hadn’t prepared him at all!

Dan struggled and ripped and bit at the ropes, tossing them away and setting his sights on Chris. With an animal growl he threw himself at him, pinning him down and shaking him by his shirt collar.

“Don’t you EVER do that to me again! I’m not your little science experiment, /Chris/! You can’t just pump me full of chemicals!”

“Y-Y-Y—“ Chris’s head was bobbing up and down, his brain shaking around his skull. He yanked Dan’s hands away, shaking the dizziness away. “YOU were going to pour wiper fluid into an open wound!”
“I KNOW! And you stopped me! Gimme that needle!”

“No!”

Dan tried to grab the needle away like a wild animal, scratching and biting and kicking at Chris to try and get his hands on it. Chris’s arms were longer, but he was being trampled, and couldn’t even sit up. Gritting his teeth, he lashed out, somewhat unconsciously. His fit socked Dan square in the nose, toppling him back. Dan lay on his back a moment, rubbing at his face. He was too stunned to move at first.

“Did you just PUNCH me?!”

“Yes. No.” Chris said, looking down at the blood on his clenched fist. “Maybe?”
>> No. 68434
>>68433

Dan growled and punched Chris in the chest – Chris scowled and shoved him back. The tussle grew more violent, the men rolling over one another and Dan trying to smash Chris’s head into pots and pans scattered around the floor. What Chris vaguely noticed was that, though he thought he was imagining it at first, it looked like Dan was /enjoying/ this. Did he like getting angry and riled up? Chris thought he saw a smile with those pointy teeth, but not before he was socked in the eye, hard.

While he was wincing and trying to get his sight back, Chris’s scalp seared, he’d been grabbed by the hair and Dan did something Chris had /not/ expected. Sharp teeth clashed against his, tore his lip, he tasted blood. Chris started and shoved Dan hard, staring.

“Dan, wha—“


“OH, so it’s okay for ELISE to do that, but not me?!”

“Elise is my w—“

“Shut up! I’m your best friend!”

“Dan, you’re not—“

“TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, now.”

“Okay.”

The word left Chris’s mouth before his brain had even caught up with the situation. Agreeing to Dan’s demands was his default setting. He gaped, not moving, gears in his head refusing to register the situation.

“Jeez, you ARE useless. Have to do everything myself…”
>> No. 68435
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>>68434
the writefag is also a drawfag!
Dan was too riled up, Chris had seen him like this before, but not for /this/ sort of reason. Barely looking the other man in the eye Dan tore off Chris’s belt with all the delicacy of a wolverine, the flying leather slapping Chris in the face. He tried to speak, getting out an “Ah—“ and his pants were gone. He tried again and his mouth was smothered, Dan kissing him with all teeth and tongue and a not-great aftertaste.
“DAN,” Chris pried himself away finally, leaving Dan flustered and angry, “Will you cut it out?!”

“Stop being such a /baby/!”

Chris didn’t get to argue anymore – Dan was more adamant than ever, groping and dragging nails and ripping away any of Chris’s clothes and dignity that were left. Dan’s were gone, too, Chris glancing at a discarded ‘JERK’ across the back of the broken chair before Dan yanked his attention back with force.

Dan was not gentle. Chris was still not quite aware of what was happening other than that he had begun to reciprocate, begun to enjoy it, and that Dan riding him was the oddest feeling but not a bad one. He couldn’t really see the guy, the punches beginning to swell.

“Doesn’t that hurt?” Chris couldn’t focus through the black eye surfacing, but he caught the glower.

“/No/.” Dan sounded as though he’d been accused of something, but Chris caught the wince.
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>>68435

The two men wore themselves out, Dan especially; by the end, he was panting for breath and his attacks were not quite as violent. He even kissed Chris /nicely/ once – that was a surprise. Though on cut and bruised lips, it still stung.

They ended up never leaving the floor, finally slumped back against what in what one lifetime may have been a couch. Chris lay his head straight back on the cushions, staring at the ceiling, his breathing still a little ragged. And his body more than a little naked.

“What just happened?”

Dan was using Chris’s body as a convenient, if somewhat sweaty cushion. He closed his eyes and grinned in satisfaction, slumping down further.

“…shut up, Chris.”

---

I commend the person who wrote this and draw that.
>> No. 68439
Is anyone else curious as to who Ted is? His name was mentioned once and was seen on Dan's list both times it was shown. I'm insanley curious.

Discuss.
>> No. 68440
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68440
Some people liked the sketch version of this, so I colored it.
>> No. 68441
>>68440
Niiice.
>> No. 68444
>>68439
Friend, who unlike Chris, is as equally or perhaps even more rageful than Dan. They made a great team earlier on, having the same interests and hates, but as their friendship progressed they soon got sick of each other and their toxic personalities. In this case a negativexnegative=/=a positive. At one point, something happened between them to cause a rift in their relationship, most likely making Ted the more bitter of the two, since he doesn't have a Chris to keep him in check and fall back on.

/incredible amounts of over speculation.
>> No. 68445
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>>68372
Dan: Finally bone your Alternian doppleganger.
>> No. 68449
>>68445
do you have a deviantart?
>> No. 68450
>>68449
No man, sorry.
>> No. 68451
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>>68434
>> No. 68454
>>68451

Read that with his "mine friend in yon hospital" voice in the animal shelter ep. So cash.
>> No. 68455
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68455
>"Dan, I don't think we should go in there."
>"What are you, a HOMOPHOBE?? Get with the times, Chris!! Besides, I'm going to find the charlatan that ripped off -MY- trademark shirt and turned it into a stupid fashion statement no matter what the cost, and some.. BAR like the, what... 'Purple Palm-Tree'?
isn't going to stop me!"
>"Dan, it's not a bar... well, it IS a bar, but... Dan..?"

>"excuse me, fine sir. Would you be so sporting as to let us into your fine establishment."
>"the hell are you, sweet heart?"
>"I'm looking for a 'Julien D'Ardenay', a certain fashion designer? I was told he frequents this location. As you can see, I am especially appreciative of his new line of JERK t-shirts."
>"uh ...huh."
>"so, if you'll just let me i-"
>"honey, I don't think you belong in here."
>"Oh, I do! I do!! uhhh, uhh... CHRIS!!"
>"oh, hey! How did it go, what did he sa- whoa! Hey, what the..! Let go..!!"
>"SEE? This is my, uh, life-partner, Christoph. Say hello, Christoph."
>"What the heck is going on h-mmphh!!"
>"He's a, heh, a bit star struck. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CHRISTOPH."
>"Wh... ooooh. Ohhh yeah, yeah, right. Life... partner. Forever. Absolutely."
>"And uh, if it wasn't for my wonderful partner, I wouldn't even have knoooown about Julien D'Ardenay to begiiiiin with!"
>"....well-"
>"THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Come on, CHRISTOPH."

>"Well, I think that went VERY well."
>"Uh, thanks... Wow, I... I had no idea you could even do that sort of voice. You make a very convincing gay man, Dan."
>"Never underestimate me. Come on, he's probably near the back."
>"The back... wait, how would you even know--"
>"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. JUST FOLLOW."
>> No. 68456
>>68455
>my face when that was my post
>> No. 68476
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>> No. 68572
>>68476
HOLY FUCK. FUCK.
>> No. 68576
i support this thread
>> No. 68593
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>>68476
UHH
>filename

Also I doodled a little something from that fic. It was really nice.
>> No. 68598
No one's going to mention Dan being covered in maple syrup and suggesting that Chris eat off of him?
>> No. 68599
>>68598

Dude, I'm pretty sure we all caught that. The writers really put dat subtext in there like none else.

Also, requesting a shirless Dan lying on his back with a SUPER DELUXE CREAMY GELATO CARDIOVASCULAR FAILURE SUNDAE SUPREME (with all that ice cream paraphernalia) covering his torso (no plates or bowls or anything, just right on the skin), and Chris in a crisis of decision. Alternatively, Chris enthusiastically eating the aforementioned food right off Dan.
>> No. 68600
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>>68599
*shirtless

DERP

Have Dan opening stuff with his teeth.
>> No. 68605
can I post non-porny shit in this thread? IS there a Dan Vs. general? polite sage.
>> No. 68607
>>68605

I think this is all we've got in regards to a Dan Vs. thread on plus4chan. Plus, there's plenty of non-porn in here already. I'd be happy just to see more art.
>> No. 68609
so do you think the writers put the gay subtext on purpose, or is this shit fans are making up?
>> No. 68610
>>68605
I think we should lay off general threads until new episodes come out. we don't want it to get to the point of annoying...
>> No. 68611
>>68609

I dunno, but you can't deny all the hints in episode 5.
>Dan knows Chris' knock
>Could tell he clipped his nails
>The "I would never leave you" whisper
>All that Dan and comatose Chris stuff, especially the diner part
>> No. 68614
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>>68610
fuck it, I can't wait that long.
>> No. 68616
>>68614

This is fantastic.
>> No. 68617
>>68614
do you have an art blog? D:
>> No. 68619
>>68611
not that i don't appreciate me some homolust, but on the other hand, it's been mentioned that chris is pretty much dan's only friend and it doesn't take long to figure out that dan is extremely codependent...
>> No. 68620
>>68619
yeah but he has a dream about a fucking model then all he cares about are the pancakes.
>> No. 68622
>>68619

Well that's definitely certain. I mean, even with Dan assumed heterosexual, it's a little hard to see him get into a relationship with anybody else with the way he's attached to Chris. If he got a slight homolust leaning, all of his Chris-centric feelings would probably ignite like a backdraft.

I don't know what the creators think of it, but both Dan and Chris are based off the creators. They're presumably heterosexual, so I think that transfers over.

>>68620

Dan's just got his priorities straight.

It does bring up the whole pancakes thing with Chris mentioned earlier in the thread, though.
>> No. 68624
>>68622
calling it now, "Dan vs. Chris" is going to be this exact issue. Elise is going to be like,
>"Don't you think you and Chris spend a little too much time together?"
so naturally to prove what she thinks otherwise, the course of action is to somehow hate Chris.
>> No. 68634
>>68620
maybe he just likes food more than women...
>> No. 68643
>>68614
who. drew this. it is awesome.
>> No. 68663
>>68620
He also loves Chris' pancakes.
>> No. 68681
>>68614

It's kind of obvious /34/ drew this. Her sketchy style isn't that hard to identify.
>> No. 68717
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I'm sorry if I annoy anyone with this little valentines day draw.

Hope you all had a good one!
>> No. 68723
>>68717
this.
>> No. 68724
>>68717
aw who could be annoyed by this.
>> No. 68784
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Context is for the weak.
>> No. 68853
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>>68784
>filename

Also, some true romance.
>> No. 68882
>>68853
<3
>> No. 69110
File 129844469141.jpg - (99.97KB , 622x601 , 1298359434083.jpg )
69110
>"Oh God, Dan, I didn't mean to do that! I don't know what came over me!"
>"You better clean your spunk off of me right now, Chris, or I swear I'll permanently lodge your testes into your abdominal cavity!!"
>> No. 69112
>>69110
Alternate text:

>"Oh gross, Dan. Why do you have semen all over you?"
>"I was trying to procure a sample of diseased tissue for my revenge against [insert object of revenge here]! I managed to track down a surly black man disposing his byproducts, but he threw it into a dumpster full of used condoms before I could snatch it myself!"
>"What are you going to do- wait, a whole dumpster of the stuff?"
>"Yeah, apparently men around this cesspool of destitution have enough time for that."
>"Anyways, why his?"
>"Don't play stupid, Chris, I need a sample of the human immunodeficiency virus, better known as HIV."
>"What? Look Dan, just because he's... African-American doesn't mean he has HIV."
>"That's what the politically correct political regime wants you to think."
>"No, Dan, it's just racist, and you didn't have to use "political" again. It's redundant."
>"Argh, fine, Noah Webster. Got any better ideas on how to get a fatal disease?"
>etc etc

I had too much fun with this.
>> No. 69396
>>68367
>This_pleases_Gaga.jpg
Please tell me there is more?
>> No. 69415
i sorta want to draw for this, but it just feels. . .wrong. can i get a few requests to get warmed up? some simple things first?
>> No. 69416
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69416
>>69112
You're not the only one. I keep imagining potential strings of dialogue for this show.

I'm hooked and I don't even have Hub. The torture.
>> No. 69418
File 129879778267.png - (201.74KB , 621x761 , 129716656525.png )
69418
>> No. 69432
>>69415
how about Dan and Chris in fancy clothes? I always wanted to see Chris in a suit or something. Dat sandals and socks combo man.
>> No. 69505
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69505
Literature and an edit by the same author:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6777295/1/Dan_Vs_His_Crush
>> No. 69517
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69517
>> No. 69543
>>68359
>>68360
This person should draw more.
>> No. 69547
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69547
Just gonna post some of the stuff I've drawn in the past few days here if you don't mind :>
>> No. 69548
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69548
>> No. 69549
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69549
>> No. 69550
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69550
>> No. 69551
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69551
>> No. 69552
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69552
that's all for the moment, I'll post more as I finish it :> enjoy~
>> No. 69555
File 129904901360.png - (352.42KB , 551x624 , ragesexorsomething.png )
69555
Wait, forgot about one. First nsfw one in the bunch hahah.

Also, if anyone would like me to draw anything, I'm more than happy to do requests :U
>> No. 69556
>>69551

oh man they're so slick

Your stuff's great, asu.
>> No. 69566
>>69555

This is gorgeous! I have a request: Chris nervously topping, Dan absolutely loving being bottom in that defeated "I would usually have a snarky remark but look at me now I'm just a hot drooling mess" kind of way.
>> No. 69567
>>69555
Frotting perhaps?
>> No. 69584
>>69551
I'm fucking in love with your drawings. post more :3
>> No. 69606
>>69567
seconding this.
>> No. 69607
File 129913735761.png - (461.20KB , 668x1038 , tease.png )
69607
>>69567
Alright, working on this, but I'm procrastinating a bit :I and by procrastinating, I mean drawing this hahah. Felt like trying to draw something a bit more realistic. Hopefully it'll tide you over until I actually finish your request hahah
>> No. 69614
>>69555
can you draw dan chris and elise rocky horror style?
>> No. 69617
I'm taking a request. but can it be SFW? (I don't think there's a general thread up)
>> No. 69618
I'm curious, how do you guys think dan and chris dressed as teenagers?
>> No. 69651
File 129920240665.jpg - (95.05KB , 834x385 , danana.jpg )
69651
I did this instead of sleeping.

>>69551
AW this is the cutest thing.
>> No. 69687
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69687
>>69567
>>69606
alright, here you go guys~
And I'm doing either this >>69566 or this >>69614 next. Thanks so much for the requests guys <3 Keep 'em coming, and I'll keep on drawing, doesn't matter what :>
>> No. 69731
>>69687
anon who seconded the request here. i love it. ty
>> No. 69798
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69798
>>69687
I like that, this is awesome and you should feel awesome.
>> No. 69882
File 129947877484.jpg - (97.80KB , 447x518 , aggressivebottomcontrol.jpg )
69882
how did I get here
>> No. 69899
>>69882
I like.
>> No. 69915
After seeing the new Dan vs is it a bad thing that I want to see a bound and gagged Ty being like... I dunno molested by Chris with an angry Dan in the back ground trying to give Chris pointers or osmething like that?
>> No. 69936
I have a quick request.
can someone draw the characters as the skeletones in the born this way video?
>> No. 70073
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70073
"Baseball" - Dan Vs.youtube thumb

the new ident for this week. Just wait for it.
>> No. 70075
>>70073
OH MY GOD
ARE YOU SERIOUS
>> No. 70079
>>70073
WHAT
WHAT IS THIS
OH MAN OH WOW
>> No. 70080
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70080
>>70073
ooooh my.
>come together
Well there's just no doubt about it, now.
>> No. 70081
>>70073
Are you fucking kidding me? And I can't even watch this show. I've been stalking this thread and still can't find episodes anywhere online. This angers me.
>> No. 70082
File 129991250491.gif - (1.79MB , 700x306 , 1246087729254.gif )
70082
>>70073
HAHAHHAHAA
>> No. 70084
>>70081
it's all over youtube, man.
Go search for "Dan Vs. New Mexico".

>ADOBE???
>NEEEEWW MEXICOOOOOOO!!!
>> No. 70085
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70085
>>70073

>Where pitchers and catchers come together

Oh lawd. They had to have done that on purpose. God tier radar evasion.

Also, new fanon is that Dan used to be an English teacher. Mr. Dan, ooh~
>> No. 70092
>>70084
I went looking last week Watched the first half - fine. Went to the second half - down for copyright infringement. Now I can't find anything other than trailers anywhere. Found a torrent once. No one seeding though. It's almost like society expects me to get television channels or some such nonsense.
>> No. 70104
>>70092
Canadian here, so I have no way of making HUB shut up and take my money to watch their shows.

Here's last week's episode.
Dan Vs. Ye Olde Shakespeare Di…youtube thumb
Dan Vs. Ye Olde Shakespeare Di…youtube thumb

GottaVCR has the first four on their account.
http://www.mediafire.com/gottavcr#2,1

>>70085
Best fanon c:
>> No. 70105
>>70085
oh jesus, how rich would this be.
He'd be, like, that one teacher who barely dresses code and comes to work with messy hair and a shitty untucked business shirt he just threw on because, oh yeah, shit, I guess I teach today.

Everybody would all filter in and sit down and they wouldn't even notice him at first sitting at his desk reading one of the textbooks, he'd have his feet up on the desk and people would just sit and talk for the first 5 minutes until he finally yells at them to shut up after slamming his book on his desk.
He writes a page number on the board,
>"OK STUDENTS. shut up. SHUT UP! THANK YOU.
>TODAY WE LEARN ABOUT THE LOST ART OF SOLILOQUE. This MEANS basically a speech that is also a poem in and of itself, if you were smart enough to bring your BOOKS, TODAY, YOU'D BE ABLE TO FOLLOW ALONG. IF YOU DIDN'T, TOUGH, SHUT THE HELL UP AND LISTEN. AHEM. PAGE 142."

Then he'd start on something from Hamlet or something.
At first he'd sort of read it really lazily with no intonation and all monotone and then, he'd slowly start to get into it until by the end he's standing on his desk, yelling it out with the passion of a true shakesperian actor, his voice now has some sort of mutation of an accent going on until,
>"THUS CONSCIENCE DOES MAKE CO- is that a note?"
>"is that- ARE YOU PASSING A NOTE? IN MY CLASS???"
and then he hops down and tromps up to the student who is frozen in fear, mid-reach, everyone is staring,
>"GIVE ME THAT!!"
and then snatches it out of his hand and reads it,
>lol man who is this guy he is so short and angry wut is his problem
>i dunno lol i tnk he is compunsading 4 somting lol??

zoom out to a view of the entire school,
>NNAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
birds are disturbed from the trees and fly away.

beautiful. It'd be beautiful.
>> No. 70106
File 129997823230.jpg - (46.48KB , 402x540 , revengeontheschoolboard.jpg )
70106
>>70085

This is the greatest idea for a fanon ever.
>> No. 70109
File 129998131355.jpg - (77.89KB , 643x534 , vsboredstudents.jpg )
70109
>> No. 70110
>>70104
Much appreciated! Downloading already.
>> No. 70119
File 129999675694.gif - (445.69KB , 237x185 , omgomgomg.gif )
70119
>>70109
>>70106
I'm so happy right now.
I'm just so damn happy.

here's the newest episode.
1: Dan Vs Baseball Part 01youtube thumb
2: Dan Vs Baseball Part 02youtube thumb
>> No. 70127
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70127
>the hatesex would be... indescribable.
>hitting, scratching, rough handling, hair pulling. It'd probably be loud too. And then one of the other tenants in his apartment would be all "stop making noise over there!" and he'd be all screaming through the wall, "DID YOU JUST SHUSH ME? DON'T EVER SHUSH ME!" as he gets more into it, "I WILL COME OVER THERE WITH A F-FUCKING BASEBALL BAT" (pant pant etc) "AND CAVE YOUR FACE IN, YOU, YOU-- GNNNAAAaahhh...!!"

>and then he'd immediately fall asleep and make you make him pancakes in the morning, the asshole.

Thanks to drawfriend anon for the picture.
>> No. 70155
File 130009059946.jpg - (87.54KB , 614x854 , dandildo.jpg )
70155
And the dildo is names Chris.
>> No. 70156
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70156
there will probably be.. more....
i really like this show okay
>> No. 70157
OHOOOO MY.
This is good things.
You are good things.
Please continue.
>> No. 70166
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70166
>>70156
mfw
>> No. 70195
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70195
Haters gonna hate, but I think I'm in love with this whole thread. <3
>> No. 70232
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70232
Hey look what I drew.
So someone should color this /hmm/
Okay bye. <3
>> No. 70235
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70235
>> No. 70236
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70236
>> No. 70268
>>70232
>>70235
dis style
i like it
>> No. 70306
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70306
Does anyone know if this was continued? The /co/ thread 404'd before I could get the second part (if there is one). Thanks guys.
>> No. 70315
File 130043106999.png - (89.11KB , 380x543 , danwhatareyoudoing.png )
70315
Whoa it's almost 2 am
I should stop doodling Dan covered in semen and go to bed D:
.... Naaww.
>> No. 70316
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70316
Oh there's so many lovely new things in this thread :> you guys are so awesome <3

>>70306
and here you go! The thread 404'd also on me before I could post anything, hahaha. None of the other Dan vs. threads on co steered over to the porn side, so I didn't post it in any of them.
>> No. 70317
File 130043343272.png - (149.12KB , 686x536 , getonthebed.png )
70317
Well now it's 2:30. WhatthefuckamIdoing.
Ahaha okay last one.
>> No. 70332
I just watched the Animal Shelter episode and jesus christ. There is no fucking way there could be that much subtext without it being intentional.
>> No. 70337
"The Salvation Armed Forces" - Dan Vs.youtube thumb

"One grab for a cop's gun, and all of a sudden it's a big deal!" I love this goddamn show.
>> No. 70349
I'm pretty sure this is all somewhat canon.
>> No. 70353
>>70316
HNNNNNNNNNGH, dat tie. Awesome job drawfag.
>> No. 70378
I guess it is strange that I... don't think Dan and Chris hate sex is possible? I just think that Dan would have a mushy side or something...
>> No. 70383
File 130059391848.png - (353.99KB , 628x359 , dat chris ass.png )
70383
From the newest episode.
>> No. 70384
I lol'd when Chris was like, "Okay, we have to talk about boundaries."
>> No. 70386
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70386
Welp

I need to stop drawing Dan Vs. shit at 2 AM

/nawww
>> No. 70387
I liked that Chris didn't get thrown around in the latest ep. Hell, he was even the one who saved Dan (and he kind of beat Dan in that fist fight). I guess what I'm trying to say is MORE HATESEX (or sex in general) PLEASE

>>70386
oh no you don't.
>> No. 70400
>>70383
I can't believe I missed this. What was this weeks episode about?
>> No. 70408
>>70400
dan had to get a new toaster after he tried to bake cookies in the old one, so he drove to the toaster store and accidentally donated his car to the salvation army. he got beat up with a little bell, teamed up with some guy from goodwill (who was definitely on something), chased by rottweilers, and SCORPIONS. pretty much a normal episode.
>> No. 70427
>>70400
It's been uploaded to youtube if you don't have a way of viewing it.
part one
Dan Vs. - The Salvation Armed Forces Part Oneyoutube thumb
part two
Dan Vs. - The Salvation Armed Forces Part Twoyoutube thumb
>> No. 70446
Fuck it I'm drawing some hatesex tomorrow. /determined
>> No. 70486
>>70446
fuck yes. cant wait to see it
>> No. 70496
can you all stop being annoying on tumblr and general /co/ threads? thanks
>> No. 70500
>>70496
nope
>> No. 70503
>>70496
I don't know what you're talking about, but you make me want to start a tumblr account specifically for the slim chance that it might annoy you somehow... Except I'm lazy and understand the purpose of tumblr about as well as I understand Twitter.

Oh! Also, I'm writing something for this thread. Maybe. No promises. We'll see how this turns out...
>> No. 70505
>>70496
seconding that nope but i am curious to what annoys you exactly.
and if someone is annoying you on tumblr just unfollow then, jfc.
>> No. 70519
>>70505
yeah I want to see that tumblr thing, so I can follow it.
>> No. 70564
Why does this show get so much fan art? WHY? It isn't any good.
>> No. 70566
>>70564
Why don't you like the show, my dear anon?
>> No. 70570
>>70564
because people like it
>> No. 70617
File 13009818509.jpg - (48.00KB , 628x353 , cannibalismistheonlyoption.jpg )
70617
dammit chris.
>> No. 70654
>>70566
No, I just don't think people should draw this much art to a show that isn't very good. I would like to know hwy they are drawing so much.
>> No. 70655
I love how you keep bumping a thread for something you supposedly hate.

Is this reverse psychology? Man, you must really want a lot more content to be posted! Wish I had some for you right now, but maybe later.
>> No. 70658
>>70654

Aside from the obvious slash potential? And I say this having never seen the show. I just see short guy + tall guy with contrasting personalities.

I don't get your mind set. Do you think everything you fan over is top quality? Mid quality, even?
>> No. 70659
>>70658
well, to be fair, the show is fucking hysterical and Curtis Armstrong's acting makes it 10 times funnier.

I mean, you know, for what it's worth and all that.
>> No. 70667
>>70654
Is your fandom not getting as much love and fanart as you would like it to anon?
>> No. 70669
>>70654
I think people should only draw Dan VS. fanart forever.
>> No. 70673
>>70658

People draw for it because









they like it.

And sometimes, that's all the motivation people need.

sage for no stuff right now
>> No. 70684
File 130113897772.jpg - (158.46KB , 797x1502 , helovesaccesories.jpg )
70684
This isn't porn, but, still something.

will sage for least amount of annoyance.
>> No. 70690
>>70658
and I honestly don't get your mindset, how can you pass judgement on a show without ever having seen it? Granted I can understand not being interested in the premise, but to go about telling everybody how you hate it just seems odd to me.

Your name wouldn't happen to be Dan by any chance?
>> No. 70706
Requesting love pinches.
>> No. 70710
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70710
I shall give you guise this before I finally go to sleep after 24 hours. I'mtoosleepytoproducequalitystuffokay
also new episode = sgksdfjh LOVE PINCHES
>> No. 70724
File 130126535641.jpg - (16.37KB , 434x350 , 1258608959301.jpg )
70724
Dan Vs. The Beach Part Oneyoutube thumb
Dan Vs. The Beach Part Twoyoutube thumb

oh yes.
>> No. 70741
>>70710
mmm... I like it....

>>70724
FFFF... this show and its love pinches/refusal to let Chris have pants....
>> No. 70750
>>70690

Um, I don't hate it. I just saw the post asking why the show gets fanart, and I offered a reason that doesn't have anything to do with quality. The look of the show is adorable and slashtastic, but I haven't seen it so I don't have an opinion beyond that.
>> No. 70753
There needs to be art of Dan with a speedo on, or someother sort of swim wear on.
>> No. 70777
File 130137363844.png - (79.39KB , 363x648 , speedo.png )
70777
>> No. 70807
>>70750
sorry, I thought you were the same anon. My apologies.
>> No. 70817
>>70777
n'aw he should be foreced to wear something hilarious and colorful; Chris was wearing pink! Dan should be wearing something even worse...
>> No. 70985
So how many people saw the new Dan vs?
>> No. 70988
>>70985

Saw it. It was wonderful. A++ would watch again.
>> No. 71001
Oh god I saw the new ep with my gf. We laughed SO HARD. And that part in the tent where Dan was acting like a little kid? Gahh that was adorable.
>> No. 71033
Part One
Dan Vs. George Washington Part Oneyoutube thumb
Part Two
Dan Vs. George Washington Part Twoyoutube thumb
>> No. 71063
We need some writefags in here.
>> No. 71066
Alright, this may be my new favorite episode.

The savant crack make me grin. Such a small thing to be amused by, but you never see that.
>> No. 71070
>>71033

That. was the cutest thing. Shipping all three of them now aughh
>> No. 71153
Would this show be any better if it were on adult swim an allowed to add swear words and so on? My friend says that it would, and that they are holding back. Which sucks.

Also, drawfags where are you?
>> No. 71162
>>71153
i think half the fun is seeing how much they can get away with on a kid's network. what with the gay and the terrorism and the kidnapping and the animal/cyclist abuse. i do, however, think they might benefit from a 15 minute episode format than 30. also, swear words don't mean anything unless you really put thought into them. some adultswim shows just spew out vulgarity for the sake of vulgarity.

. . .where did all the porn go
>> No. 71171
>>71070
I'm considering writefagging for this show, but I don't know if I can Chris/Dan without Elise. It just feels...wrong :(
>> No. 71178
>>71171
college days, times before chris met elise, drunken shenanigans, or just flat out awkwardness. any of those could work. though i think i understand you. as far as meddlesome het relationships go, elise is actually kind of likable. that's one of my issues too, as a drawfag
>> No. 71182
>>71171
Go ahead and writefag.
>> No. 71184
>>71171
Had something half-written, myself. Hit the same problem.
>> No. 71188
File 130212415212.jpg - (75.71KB , 532x606 , tinytim.jpg )
71188
yeah i drew this
>> No. 71198
Writefags, you do know that you could post the story someplace else and link it here right? But it all depends on what Elise is doing in the stroy as well right?
>> No. 71224
File 130218313091.png - (310.68KB , 515x498 , Jubell - Dan Vs.png )
71224
>> No. 71286
>>71171

Ah, I don't know. Call me old fashioned, but I like to think that Elise knew exactly what she was getting into when she married Chris-- kind of like marrying a soldier or a police officer, only instead it's a guy with a tiny, angry, co-dependent man-wife. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if she had something Dan-related worked into the pre-nup.

And besides: there's always polygamy.

(I don't think I understand what "old fashioned" means... but then again, I'm pretty sure I read something almost exactly like this situation in the Bible...)
>> No. 71288
>>71286

That's what I meant, really. I'm sort of maybe writing something, but I'm now also about 90% certain that it's going to be a threesome with Elise. Because I just refuse to believe that's not happening in the show already, regularly.
>> No. 71306
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71306
Bump with content. :D
>> No. 71316
I love how the whole "Dan as Chris and Elise's child" thing does nothing to deter the whole "they're all having sex" thing. I also love how this is theoretically a children's program.

Meanwhile, esoteric fanart be a'brewin' in my head: watch out.
>> No. 71438
I don't like Elise at moments, usually when she's off doing her ninja-hacker-god thing. Plus I think it would be funny to see Dan vs Cheaters. I want to see Dan beat the snot out of the guy running the show.
>> No. 71516
>>71438
Yeah, I much prefer Elise when she's using her skills for stupid, frivolous things, like getting revenge on New Mexico or dinner theaters.

When she's just doing SUPER SECRET NINJA B-PLOT SPY STUFF, it comes off as trying too hard (and being too Kim Possible)-- especially when the male characters are such useless, irresponsible dunces.
>> No. 71561
Swearing is the one thing that makes this show suck. It's like dumbing it down.
>> No. 71598
>>71561
you know what's more mature and smart? swearing.
>> No. 71600
>>71561
Wait, when has anyone sweared in the show? I recall in the Shakespeare episode where Dan said "damn" but that was it. Or have I misunderstood you?
>> No. 71605
I like how Dan uses the insult "jackanapes."
>> No. 71634
File 130267893385.jpg - (106.12KB , 643x647 , danlikesthat.jpg )
71634
a gift for you all
>> No. 71736
bmp
>> No. 71777
BUMPITY BUMP BUUUUMPPP!!!!
Drawfag to drawfags, smut trades open!
>> No. 71859
Dan Vs. The Barber Part Oneyoutube thumb
Dan Vs. The Barber Part Twoyoutube thumb
>> No. 71894
i was thinking of writing a Dan/Chris fan fic would anyone like that?
>> No. 71896
>>71894
Uh, yes. I'd love that.
>> No. 71905
>>71894
Go for it!
>> No. 71908
>>71894
I'm pretty sure everyone would like that
>> No. 71968
>>71894
Yes plis!
>> No. 71975
File 13032945314.jpg - (37.92KB , 540x720 , howmany.jpg )
71975
These aren't really slashy, but maybe until I get the grasp of the designs, it'll keep people drawing a little more.
Also, trades still open, jackanons.

"3 heads tall, or 2 and a half? Your guess"
>> No. 71976
File 130329459269.jpg - (36.44KB , 540x720 , comeandhelpmedumbface.jpg )
71976
trades open!
(obviously would be scanned, these are just warm ups.)
>> No. 71978
>>71859
And to think, we may just be a few episodes away from Dan vs Chris
>> No. 71998
What with the new episode I wonder if the people who work on the show found out about all the slash art of them?
>> No. 72015
>>71978
That would be interesting.

Maybe Ted could make an appearance.
>> No. 72019
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72019
do i draw ok enough to try making something for you, /coq/?

also, where the heck can i watch the first few eps?
>> No. 72020
>>72019
I just got them off /rs/.
>> No. 72041
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72041
alright...good enough or not (never made fanart before, really, and i have no scanner), enjoy
>> No. 72055
>>72041
hahaha i love it
>> No. 72130
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>>72041
HAHAHA!!! OMFG, so cute!

ALSO, painting from me that I was too lazy to download PS to edit.
>> No. 72131
>>72015
I've taken notice... they are probably PISSED at us fans. (so much as to call us nerds, geeks, dorks and weirdos)

Not our fault Dan is so fucking gay tho.
(though we ARE weird.)
>> No. 72135
>>72130

I really love this. Very subdued, but that's exactly why it's great.
>> No. 72168
>>72130
very nice!
>> No. 72231
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72231
100 years in ms paint
>> No. 72280
>>72231
cuuuute
>> No. 72347
>>72231
Kitty face Dan is best Dan. :3
>> No. 72549
>>72231
Oh man, I know the feeling first hand.
<33333
>> No. 72675
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72675
where you at drawfags?
>> No. 72703
>>72675
>Scissoring is for women Chris.jpg

lolz
>> No. 72713
DID ANYBODY RECORD DAN VS ART?
>> No. 72714
>>72675
I offered trades. (i be the drawfag of the painting with the heart and crossbones)
But everyone must have just gotten bored.
I'm up to draw for fics if writefags like. :3
>> No. 72715
What exactly is this show about? I want to know more about it before I get into it.
>> No. 72760
>>72715
It's about an ill-tempered really short angry Californian dude who's just so sensible he can't help take every little thing personally.

Accident with maple syrup= REvenge on Canada
Palm tree was chopped with an axe and fell on his car= Revenge on George Washington
Animal Shelter Built across the street= BLOW THAT SHIT UP.

Only he's so difficult, he only has one friend, Chris. And Chris can't help getting involved in all of Dan's plots to destroy whatever wronged him. Despite being married.

</rant>
>> No. 72806
>>72715
>>72760 is a fairly accurate summary of the show but I wanted to add a few things. Dan comes up with crazy conspiracy theories, like Canadians are related to bears or the dentist only gave him a stuffed bear as a child so that he would chip a tooth as an adult and need to come back for another visit. The weird thing, and in my opinion the charm of the show, is that Dan is always right. He's an angry pairanoid little man but with good reason. The show is made more intresting and probably deeper than the writters intened it, if you picture Dan as an angry little prophet trying to speak the truth to an indifferent world.
>> No. 72808
>>72806
Yeah, and it's full cute, funny gay lapses and jokes, that would make anyone in the queer community turn their head to look and smile (at what would-have-been the coolest closeted character in history of toons).

The creators insist int's a children's show, but in my perspective they would be better off airing with the late night cartoon network comedies, or even in Adult Swim, rather than in The Hub, right next to My little Pony. (No offense to Lauren Faust, she's a genious)

Either way, it's a great show, even if they have to keep the mature stuff down a little. Be careful, you might get addicted. x)
>> No. 72811
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72811
"Everyone knows you're a biter"
>> No. 72841
I kind of like that it still tries to be a kids show because I hate most of those stupid Adult Swim ~cartoons for adults~ that try to be all edgy and gross. As a "kid show," they have to be funny without resorting to shock humor and whatnot.




>>72713
still waiting to see that one too....
>> No. 72965
>>72811
Do you have a DA or somethign? These pictures you've drawn are adorable.

Also, why was there new Dan vs this weekend? Mother's Day or something?
>> No. 73009
>>72965
I'm the kind of squeaky drawfag that only uploads the goods right into /coq/... But I'll deliver if others do too ;) (that way I don't feel like the only one into this)

>>72841
I agree on the quality of their humor, man, I just feel they would be earning more money with a different strategy. Whatever, I just don't want it to end cus kids didn't find it so funny, but young adults did.
>> No. 73037
I had high hopes for this show because the first few episodes were really awesome. (Canada, Wolfman, New Mexico, Animal Shelter, and maybe Baseball) But the jokes are really suffering as the season goes on. Hopefully season 2 will be better.
>> No. 73106
>>73037
Really? I thought that all of the episodes have been really funny, Dan vs Art was still good like all the others. And I'd try my hand at writing something for this if I weren't worried I'd mess up Dan... And I'm also busy writing some other things as well.
>> No. 73119
>>73106
Is this show really so good that we're afraid of having fun with it?
Well... that had never happened before. Guess we should close this orphan thread before we change our mind.

Also, I think only VS the Barber was kind of lame... for obvious reasons.
See ya guys.
>> No. 73164
>>73119
No, I just find it hard to write for characters that I haven't come up with personaly, plus I lack the necessary vocabulary to emulate Dan. I just sound like a huge snob.
>> No. 73272
Anyone else having troubles watching stuff on the site of the Hub?
Won't load for me. (maybe that's cos I'm outside the US)
>> No. 73328
>>73272
I get the Hub sometimes and it is glitchy as hell. So you aren't missing much
>> No. 73891
Drawfag here, anyone up for some Dan x imposter Dan?
>> No. 73932
>>73891
Hell yes.
>> No. 73952
>>73891
*Biff

:P

i am up for dan x anything
and chris x traitorous pie
>> No. 74093
>>73891
Honestly I think it should be Imposter Dan and Chris, with a sad Dan in the background. I was kinda hoping that Dan would feel more... I dunno sad or something that everyone like imposter Dan more than him. But it was still a good episode.

has anyone seen the /y/ thread over at 4chan?
>> No. 74313
This fandom is so dead xD
Someone give it CPR
>> No. 74319
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74319
Chris and I!Dan are discussing pies, obv.

Poor Dan. You always have Mr. Mumb-- ohwait.
>> No. 74330
>>74319
lol I like this.
>> No. 74385
>>74319
cute!

also, new ep (camping trip)... did dan just get...raped?
>> No. 74389
>>74313
That how fandom's go. This one is dead and its time to move on.
>> No. 74561
>>74313
>>74389
Just because it's not active here anymore doesn't mean it's dead. I know of some other sites where it's still lively with Dan Vs.
>> No. 74893
well to be perfectly honest I think the challenge is gone.
You watch the lastest 4 or 5 episodes and it's so damn gay the mystery is gone. whatever 34 there is just doesn't seem as far-fetched a fantasy now.
>> No. 74894
>>74893
In my opinion, that's not the problem at all.
>> No. 75007
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75007
I dunno ... I still like it.
>> No. 75123
bump bby. Gimme mooaaar. I also want more of their lil chubs. :3
>> No. 75177
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75177
I'm bored, so here, a WIP.
If you guys are interested in the finish, then I'll post the finish.
I drew this for my RP Dan. :T It was their idea.
>> No. 75179
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75179
Also livestream content.
Futureman dan.
Cause everything I said was heard by them with a bit of lag time.
>> No. 75364
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>>75007
YES!!!
>> No. 75389
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>>74385
Yes, by a bear. Or at least molested by one.
>> No. 75411
>>75007
there should be more of this

>>75177
>>75179
haha, i like these.
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>> No. 75468
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75468
I thought I'd share 2 screen shots from the newest episode. Turns out Dan does like girls.
>> No. 75469
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>> No. 75470
>>75469
>>75468
Two words for you in repetition. GONE FOREVER. GONE FOREVER. GONE FOREVER. It was a ploy, clearly. Dan's attempting to look NOT gay. Therefore he does dealings with Hortense. HOWEVER, when Chris points out they can go see her, she's Gone Forever.

Also. heres the truth behind the homosexuality questions. Chris is still a homo, even with Elise. Why? Elise is a trap. The end.

I had a rough night of sleep. Forgive me. <3
>> No. 75481
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75481
A sketchy colored doodle from an RP.

Don't ask. Chris got mighty hurt though. xD

HE HAS A STRAWHOLE IN HIS TEEF YAY.
Sorry my stuff tends to be crap. D:
>> No. 75483
Who saw the latest episode? Mr. Mumbles was adorable. Plus, Dan makes a disparaging comment about Chris's marriage again.

"Nothing worth doing is safe. Was marrying Elise safe?"
"Yes."
"Well there you have it."
>> No. 75543
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75543
Part 1
>> No. 75544
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75544
Part 2
>> No. 75545
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75545
Part 3
>> No. 75546
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75546
Part 4 (and I should make more. If it's desired when I finish the set...)
>> No. 75564
>>75546
Why does he have grilled knees?
>> No. 75570
>>75564
pretty sure they are red/flushed knees or something, since it's the same effect used on his face.
>> No. 75587
>>75564
>>75570
At one point in my brain throught he monsterous amount of intense sleepiness, I decided to inwardly joke on the animu pink fingers/knees/elbows/etc that people tend to like to do as a joke because the entire series I'd been drawing was getting a little tedious for me.
>> No. 75591
>>75546
>>75546
>>75546
For the love of God draw more
>> No. 75592
>>75546
>>75546
>>75546
For the love of God draw more
>> No. 75603
>>75546
Nice! You should definitely draw more.
>> No. 75610
>>75446
This means nothing, and is pointless
>> No. 75665
Bump. No content, sorry. Are we all out of new stuff already?
>> No. 75712
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75712
>> No. 75871
>>75665
We have been out of new conten for a long time
>> No. 75882
Gonna try to draw some new stuff to add. Sorry, it's been a few partying days. Too much booze, too much pot, maybe we can get this thread lively again.
>> No. 76018
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76018
I think we're in autosage...
>> No. 79715
bumpity bump
>> No. 79728
It was dark tonight, the thunder couldn't be seen but from where he sat it could most certainly be heard. The notebook clutched in his hand as he thought about so many things he wanted to write. So many fantasies about making him pay. They would find out if he did however and he knew better to even try, lest his shortened sentence be extended.

No, he only had a month to go and only his thoughts with which to document his plans. He sighed softly as he lay the notebook on his bed. Life in prison wasn't easy but it wasn't as if he hadn't been here before. He'd learned many things. People to avoid, and how to avoid ending up as someone's bitch thanks to one of the more seasoned inmates taking him under his wing during his first stay at this place. He was thankful and yet the price of such knowledge still made him shudder.

His blue eyes scanned the room outside his cell. Freedom was only a short walk away and yet these bars held him back, locked him away like an animal. Standing, he walked to the bars his hand clutching the steel door. He watched as another inmate stood over a laundry cart which was piled to the top, his movements suspicious. Leaning forward as much as possible to get a good look, he remained silent. He had seen what happened to snitches and he wasn't about to risk his life with alerting the guards.

Suddenly a lighter came into view, followed by a flame. In no time the entire cell block was engulfed by smoke and the cell doors opened automatically sending everyone out into the halls. Chaos ensued as the prisoners started rioting, and guards struggled to control the frenzied situation.

Finding his way through the crowd, he'd barely managed to avoid being knocked to the floor by those fighting and pushing around him and yet he'd managed to make it all the way to the open doors outside. The sight that lay ahead was too good to be true. The guards in their haste had left the gate unmanned. Stepping inside the booth, his eyes scanned the panels until he came to the right button. He pressed it without hesitation despite knowing the potential consequences of escaping had. He was too angry to care, too determined to let this get in his way now. There were things to be done. Once the gate opened he wasted no time in fleeing the area on foot. It would be less obvious this way rather than stealing a car, he'd decided.

"Come on, Chris! I just want you to knock him out, then leave the rest to me! Why is that so hard?" Dan grumbled, tapping his foot as he looked at Chris expectantly.

Chris couldn't believe it however. All this over a cashier that had dared to point out that they were no longer carrying Generic O's brand cereal.

Dan had taken it upon himself to directly blame the cashier as though he could have done something about it leading to the cashier taking a not so nice tone with Dan.

"Dan we're not going to knock anyone out. I mean come on! There's like a dozen brands of cereal just like the one they discontinued. I hardly see reason for argument, much less violence here."

Dan huffed and crossed his arms at this, realizing he wasn't going to be getting revenge this time.

"FINE!"

With that, he walked back to the busy cashier who was ringing up a middle aged lady and pointed a finger directly at him. "You'd better watch it, mister! You just got lucky this time, Kurt!" He warned, noting the guys name tag to which Kurt rolled his eyes.

"Please sir, don't make me call the manager again." He droned in a monotonous voice. Dan realizing he was defeated, grumbled something under his breath then stormed out the door, Chris right behind him.

Chris prepared himself for the trip back to his house was going to be a long one, giving his friend's mood.

Turning on the car radio, Chris looked for anything to drown out the ranting and finally settling on a station playing rock music until it was interrupted. 'Breaking News Bulletin! Fifteen inmates have escaped from the Los Angeles California State penitentiary! All persons should be extra careful of any suspicious activities and be sure to lock their doors and windows until all escapees have been apprehended. The list of fugitives are as follows- Seth 'the slasher' Murphy, Conroy Kazenski, Phil Warren, Da-'

Dan turned off the radio in mid broadcast angered at being ignored. "Are you even listening to me?" Dan glared at Chris expectantly.

Chris merely sighed. "Yes, Dan. For the last hundred times, the cereal company does not hate you! They probably discontinued it due to lack of sales."

Dan raised a brow. "That wasn't even what I was talking about and you know it!" He grumbled as they arrived at Chris's house, left the car and went inside.

Unbeknownst to them, a figure which had been watching the house emerged from the shrubbery with a malicious smile.

His attire was not what he would've preferred – a grungy looking off white polo shirt and some baggy jeans paired with crusty sneakers but then again a fugitive from the law had no room to be picky so long as the prison uniform had been disposed of.

He hurried off in the direction of the apartment known as The Casa Paradiso.

"Here it is, good old apartment eight." He muttered under his breath, malice in his voice. Trying the doorknob, he found it unlocked.

"Tsk, tsk, Dan. I would've thought you'd learned your lesson from our first encounter." He spoke to himself at how easy it was to let himself inside.

Getting a good look at the room, he frowned. Dan really wasn't a neat freak, was he? He thought as he decided against cleaning the place up despite how much he yearned to. No, he wanted everything to be a surprise when he finally had Dan where he wanted him.

Going to the fridge he opened it, finding a six pack of cheap beer sitting on the top shelf and took one. Running from the law tended to make one thirsty.

Drink in hand, he went to the couch deciding it was fairly clean enough before sitting. Getting comfortable, his hand dragged against something leathery.

"What's this?" He smirked at the sight of the all too familiar journal. "I wonder if he's wrote anything about me."He mused darkly as he began to read in the shroud of the dimly lit room.

Meanwhile Chris couldn't help but to find himself amused at what Dan was saying trying hard not to stifle a laugh.

"So what your saying is the reason clowns are on your revenge list is because one scared you so bad as a kid that it caused you to have an accident and left you terrified of them?" He accentuated the word accident with air quotes as he said this.

Dan looked at him flatly. "Well yes. I mean I certainly am justified, aren't I?"

Brief silence filled the room for a beat before Chris fell to the floor holding his sides in uncontrollable laughter.

"Seriously, Dan..t-that's hilarious!" He barely wheezed out, as he lay there still laughing and tears streaming down his face.

This display did not amuse Dan and he nudged him in the side with his boot, clearly insulted.

"Oh, so you find my childhood traumas funny, do you? We'll see who's laughing when you end up on my list, laughing boy." He warned noticing a sudden change in Chris's behavior as he received a nervous look from his taller friend and smiled satisfied. "That's better. You've known me well enough to know what I'm capable of, so don't taunt me. Say, where's Elise?"

Chris, sitting back on the sofa gave that bothered look that indicated Elise was off on one of those odd trips her employers so often sent her on.

"She had to fly out to Philadelphia about some kind of merger between her employers and some other company." He responded though he was beginning to have his doubts about these so called trips.

"Anyways, have you tried to keep in contact with Hortense?" He asked in that sing-song voice he always used when he mentioned her.

"Nah, we're over. She met some skater guy where she works now and that's fine with me." He huffed as he looked up at the ceiling feeling somewhat dejected about the whole situation.

"Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. Hey, do you want to watch the twenty four hour Zombie Apocalypse Marathon?" Chris put his hand on his shorter friend's shoulder only to have it shrugged off.

"Yes, and don't touch me." Came the snippy reply as the tv flickered on, garnering their attention with images of the ravenous undead.
>> No. 79729
Having fallen asleep on the couch, Dan stirred awake as a loud scream erupted from origins unknown, his eyes averting to the tv then back at Chris.

"Damn it, Chris! Do you always have to turn that thing up so loud?" He grumbled as he pushed a beer bottle off himself and onto the floor.

"Well I'm sorry but that doesn't mean you can go treating my living room like a dump." Chris countered matter of factly as he took notice of the mess at Dan's feet.

"Huh? Oh yeah, sorry about that." was the simple response as Dan stretched. 'I'd better be getting home. Mr. Mumbles gets cranky if I don't feed her on time. See ya.' With that, he headed for the door.

"But wait..aren't you going to-!" Chris sighed as the door slammed shut. Time to get out the vacuum cleaner. "Typical." he simply muttered as he set to work.

Having waited for over an hour already, he drummed his fingers on the couch. It seemed he'd had three whole pages dedicated to him in Dan's journal. Despite the insulting content and overall dark tone of what was written about him, he smiled. At least his feelings were mutual. Raising up, he got a whiff of the shirt he was wearing.

Definitely not the best scent in the world, but that could be fixed. With a quick trip to Dan's wardrobe, he then headed to the bathroom, intent in taking care of the matter at hand. Once he'd finished showering, he wasted no time in getting dressed.

Inspecting himself in the mirror, he smirked. His cat-like blue eyes gleaming as he reached for the buzz clippers which rested on the sink. In a matter of minutes, he could easily pass for Dan's double again. Won't this be the icing on the cake? He thought as he smoothed down the black shirt, dusting off any offending loose hair.

At the very least he felt better, having rid himself of the previous clothes. Going back to his seat, he sat once more completely concealed by the shadows. Surely it wouldn't be much longer now.

Feeling something furry leap onto his lap, he brushed his hand over it.

"Well hello there, Mr. Mumbles. Long time, no see." He greeted, earning a hearty purr from the small feline.

Dan sighed as he got out of his car. Why did there just have to be a three car pileup when he wanted to get home? He clenched his fists at the sheer thought of such an aggravation. At least he was home now.

Going up the steps and to his apartment he opened the door, going inside.

"Man, it got dark quick." He muttered as he fiddled around to find the light switch and flicked it only to find the bulb burned. "Just great, that's the second one this week! Stupid wiring.."

Nearly tripping over a small stack of magazines, he muttered a few curse words unknowing of the danger that awaited him.

Then his voice became sweet..

"Mr. Mumbles, daddy's home! Just let me find a flashlight, then I'll feed you."

Feeling around for a flashlight, he felt himself becoming frustrated, why could he never keep up with it? This wasn't the only feeling as there was a strange sense of dread..something was off. He could just feel it. His hair pricked on the back of his head as he dared to stay still in order to make better sense of this but instead found a pair of arms pulling him down.

"What's going on here!" He demanded instead of questioned, his eyes struggling to adjust to the darkness as he felt himself being bound with rope.

Instead of a response, there was nothing but silence as he was forced to stand and shoved unceremoniously onto the couch where the light of the streetlamps filtered softly into the window and highlighted the features of his assailant.

His eyes grew wide, then narrow with rage.

"YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!" He spat, having previously thought he'd taken care of him.

"Really? I can't see that happening in your current state." He mused, barely able to contain the rush of feelings from this situation at seeing his double bound and struggling and vowing revenge in not so nice words.

"Revenge is a funny thing, Dan. You know that, don't you?" He propped a foot on the armrest beside Dan's face, earning him an angry sneer.

"No matter how much we as humans get revenge, it never satisfies. Just fuels the need for more. Your sitting there is a perfect example of that. I could kill you, but that would be too easy and just unfulfilling. I think I'll be keeping you around for awhile."

Readjusting his position so that he was face to face with Dan, he smiled devilishly as he took mental note of the sheer amount of hatred and rage that glistened in the emerald green eyes before him.

"You won't get away with this!" Dan snarled as he writhed against the ropes that were tied surprisingly well and tightly much to his dismay.

"That's only what you think." Came the response of the imposter. "Now where should I begin? Oh right.." his voice trailed before landing a swift kick to Dan's side, which hurt like hell considering he was now wearing a pair of his steel toed boots.

Dan winced visibly, but remained silent and glaring. He wasn't about to let the other hear any yelps of pain from him. "If that's the best you can do, you may as well quit now. I've had kids kick me harder than that." He grinned at his comment, not quite realizing he was only fueling the fire.

"Oh, is that so?" Imposter Dan tilted his head as if in thought feigning a dismayed look before a more sinister expression took over and his hand went to Dan's neck and tightened, threatening to cut off his oxygen. His face inched closer to that of Dan's until he could feel the others breath.

"Don't think I can't make you cry, because you'd be mistaken. I can torture you in ways that will leave you so mentally and physically scarred that revenge will be that last thing you'd be worried about when I'm finished." He promised, his dark grin remaining as he watched him struggle for breath before removing his hand.

"You know, it's almost odd." He spoke as the shadows cascaded over his face when he stood.

"I pull off being you even better than you yourself. Heck, I even look better. That really says a lot about what a loser you are, Dan."

Once Dan regained his breath, he fought harder than ever at his restraints. He was clearly pissed by that last statement. "Why don't you untie me and say that to my face? Too afraid I'll kick your ass?" He spoke with a new fierceness in his voice. Every fiber in him itched with the desire to beat him to a bloody pulp.

Taking a seat across from him, the imposter smiled that same cheshire grin. "Not quite. You are tied up so that I can have my revenge, Dan. Or did you forget already?"

Picking up the journal, he flipped through it idly before stopping at a particularly interesting page and reading in a mocking tone.

"November 17th 2010- I met a girl at that works at The Burgerphile today and I think she likes me. I think she winked at me from across the counter!"

Laying the book across his lap he looked at Dan with a flat expression. "As if you'd be man enough for her or anyone." He spoke tauntingly. "You're just a sad little angry man. Who could love that?" He finished the sentence with a dry chuckle.

Dan seethed with anger, he's eyes alight with fire. "I swear you'll pay for this! No one calls me little!" He fumed as he spat out that last word. How he despised it! A lifetime of being called little had made him quite hostile at any mention of such a repugnant word.

The imposter merely smiled at this, then set the book aside and picked a knife off the table between them and walked to his nemesis. Hefting him up, he forced him to a metal framed chair and made him sit, followed by unsheathing the sizable blade of the knife which he'd obtained.

"I'm going to untie to you and then retie you to this chair so that I can torture you better. If you so much as look like you might attack me, I'll be forced to stab you in a not so fun place." He spoke, pointing the blade casually at Dan's groin.

Dan simply glared at him, but said nothing. The look on his double's face seemed serious enough that he'd make good on it and so he remained still as the ropes were cut from his chest and legs. Once his upper body was secured, Imposter Dan set about tying his legs to either chair leg so that he was spread eagle and incapable of kicking or tripping him.

This however revealed a new secret, much to Dan's embarrassment. "What's the matter Dan, is what I'm doing turning you on?" The imposter mused as he looked from his lap to his face, the obviousness of what had occurred impossible to deny by now.

Holding the blade at his side, the imposter came closer to Dan and sat so that he was straddling him, but not quite yet sitting. The closeness of Dan's clothed arousal mere inches from touching his own groin.

"You're sicker than I thought." He sneered, looking into Dan's eyes. "You'd like to do that to me wouldn't you? That's right. It's not too hard to guess what you're thinking. You're so fucking transparent, it's pathetic."

Dan merely continued glaring. There were no words to express his rage at the moment which was indeed rare.

Taking the tip of the blade he began slicing through his shirt, careful not to cut the ropes as he worked. In minutes he tossed the remnants of Dan's trademark shirt aside, his blue eyes searching and blade tracing the others flesh.

Suddenly steel pressed into flesh, the serrated edge gnawing at Dan's upper left side and sending sharp agonizing waves of pain across his body.

Dan couldn't stop the scream before it left his throat, as the steel tore at his flesh even if it wasn't a very deep wound. His body clenched as he waited for the pain to subside.

"You asshole.." He fumed as his imposter looked back at him amused.

"I told you, didn't I?" He reminded him smugly. "If it's any consolation and considering the condition you keep this place, it shouldn't take the rats long to discover the smell of blood."

Standing once again, imposter Dan stretched feeling himself becoming tired. "As much as I'd like to do more to you, I need my sleep." He spoke but not before picking up a roll of duct tape which lay on the corner table.

"You know what I like about you, Dan? You always have the best things for restraining someone just lying around." Pulling a long strip from the roll, he wound it over Dan's mouth and behind his head twice.

After doing this, he went to the windows and drew the blinds then locked the door. The last thing he needed was Chris or anyone else seeing something and cutting his plans short.

Having finished these things, he went to the door of the bedroom. "Oh and sweet dreams, Dan. Tomorrow is going to be a really long day." He spoke in a sickeningly sweet tone, before leaving the other alone and helpless.
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Having been left alone at last, Dan felt relief and yet anger. Anger that seared his very soul at what was happening, at the very nerve this imposter had to be doing what he was doing.

Breaking from his thoughts, he listened for any noise coming from the bedroom. Good. At least the bastard seemed to be asleep.

Moving his hands as much as he could he searched for any knot and yet found nothing. Apparently his imposter was clever enough not to leave it close enough so that Dan might actually be able to untie himself somehow.

Shit.

He then began looking around the room for something nearby which he could cut himself free with but found nothing of use especially considering the lack of light. It was apparent that he had taken the knife with him.

Fuck, this was hopeless.

Suddenly he felt something against his leg followed by a purring noise.

Mr. Mumbles! He thought to himself as he felt a bundle of fluff land squarely on his lap followed by the feel of whiskers against his wound and a concerned mewl afterward.

If only you could understand me and I could talk, you might be able to chew through the ropes. He thought hopelessly although touched that the little cat showed him genuine worry.

As if sensing his thoughts, Mr. Mumbles rubbed her head against Dan's stomach followed by a deep rumbling purr before hopping back down.

Feeling his eyes becoming heavy, Dan tried to fight off sleep. He couldn't allow himself to become more vulnerable than he already was. His eyes slowly blinking, he did the only thing he could do and shook his head in a vain attempt to keep drowsiness at bay. It seemed it had worked for a few minutes and yet again Dan felt himself nodding off.

Funny how on a regular night, he was restless with insomnia and yet tonight of all nights sleep chose to burden him. Fucking irony indeed.

Finally unable to resist any longer Dan fell into a fitful slumber, his head falling back as he snored softly.

With the coming of the morning light, Dan remained unaffected in his rest. He was sure to have quite a pain in his neck when he awoke however judging from the way his head slumped.

Sounds of rustling in one of the far corners of the room threatened to wake him as he stirred slightly, until his eyes cracked open blearily. Not long afterward the sounds of footsteps followed by a painful tearing sensation at his mouth had him awake as the tape was pulled off suddenly.

His hands would've immediately gone to his chin if he were not tied, considering how his goatee had gotten tangled in the sticky mess of tape and therefore jerked roughly, yet surprisingly not removed in the process.

"Hey, that really fucking hurt!" was his immediate response.

Standing over him, his imposter merely grinned that condescending grin of his.

"Now is that any language to use toward someone who has you at their mercy?"

He held out a clear glass with what looked like orange juice and a straw which earned him a disbelieving look from Dan.

"Oh no, it's not drugged. I just don't want you getting dehydrated before the fun is over." The imposter confirmed and yet still nothing.

"Listen, either you can drink or I can pour it down your throat. Either way, it's happening." He spoke rather coldly this time becoming tired of Dan's stubbornness.

Reluctantly, Dan took a drink and held it in his mouth as if checking to see if it had been medicated before taking a few more drinks until it was finished.

"Why are you so insistent that I be healthy, if you only want to hurt me?" He finally asked, his eyes scrutinizing the other.

Imposter Dan thought this over for a moment before the answer came. "You are more or less a pet to me right now or to my cruel devices, Dan. I choose to keep you healthy so that you will be alive longer to be tormented. It wouldn't be fun if you died before you bent to my every whim."

With this said, he reached over to the counter top picking up a black device. "Oh I found this. It should come in handy." He smiled as he held a voice changing device, a red light blinking indicating it had recorded Dan's voice.

A look of shock appeared on Dan's voice before he narrowed his eyes.

"What are you going to do with that?"

The imposter grinned. "My, you really aren't that clever are you? I'd better do something so you can't interrupt."

Picking up a pair of discarded boxers from a pile of dirty clothes, he stuffed them in Dan's mouth.

"That should fix that. Now to business."

With this he pressed a few buttons on the device then picked up Dan's phone, quickly locating Chris's number and pressed speed dial. After a few rings Chris's voice answered. "Hey Dan, what is it?"

Speaking through the device which he held to the phone, the imposter's voice imitated Dan's perfectly.

"Heya, Chris! I just wanted to call and tell you that I will be gone for a few days. It seems that stupid hotel chain I was threatening to sue over the fiasco with that rude bell hop attacking me finally paid off. They've offered me a weeks stay at one of their country resorts. I wish I could invite you, but they didn't extend it to any guests. I'll be taking Mr. Mumbles with me, by the way. Okay yeah..See ya later then."

With that he hung up.

Dan meanwhile had tried to spit out his gag, and desperately tried to alert Chris, however unsuccessfully. Now as imposter Dan approached, he glared as his gag was removed. "I swear if I get my hands on you.." His voice trailed as if woulds could not describe his fury.

"You'll what? You can't do anything, remember?" He reminded him, waving a finger in his face before resting his hand on the others chin and finding his goatee with his thumb, idly petting it.

"There is one thing you can do for me, however." His blue eyes glinted after this sentence leaving the other with a questioning look He was almost afraid to ask considering the look his double had on his face.

"I'm sure you're aware of what fellatio is?" He dared to ask as he fingered the zipper of his own jeans. The look that graced Dan's face told him that he indeed was. "Oh and if you have plans of biting, there's a ball peen hammer on the counter you'll have to contend with if you so much as try."

With that, he unzipped his jeans, his arousal full and erect much to Dan's dismay. His disgust welling up at the thought of having to do this for such a hated enemy though an apparent blush was clear on his face.

"That's right. I want you to be humiliated. Now open up for me." He spoke urging it near Dan's mouth, which remained clamped shut.

"For fuck's sake.." Muttered the other as he moved a hand to his mouth to coax it open, but instead found himself with a bleeding thumb instead.

"You little shit! Is that how it is?" He smirked despite the nice little bite mark he'd received and thrust his length into Dan's mouth despite it all. Stifling a moan, he looked down at him and rested his hand at the back of his head as he forced his arousal down his throat earning a few gagging noises in the process.

"That's right, choke on it."

Dan's eyes gleamed at the other with what was an unmistakable death glare as he forced himself to comply and adjust to the mouthful. He'd never done this which made for a whole new awkwardness.

Sighing, the imposter had figured as much. "You just sit still. I'll do everything."

Dan didn't know whether to be relieved or terrified by this decision but he had little choice regardless.

Slowly thrusting, the imposter smiled somewhat, little gasps escaping his own throat as the sensations began to converge as well as looking upon the other, the realization hitting him at what he was doing to his hostage. He was the dominant one now, and Dan was the weak one yet again. He certainly wasn't so smug like when he'd watched him being apprehended and shoved into a squad car, now was he? That smile had burned into his mind as he was left to rot in jail, thinking of malicious ways to wipe his face clean of such a sickening smirk.

He soon began to pick up the pace, his thrusts causing the other to make more gagging noises as pushed relentlessly with a reckless rhythm. Finally removing himself, remained still for a moment panting roughly as his ejaculate sprayed Dan's face.

Zipping himself back up, he regained his breath only to barely contain a laugh. "So was it good for you too?" Nothing. No response came from Dan. The only thing noticeable was a trembling of both rage and disgust. How he yearned not to be tied right now. How he yearned to tear him limb from bloody limb.

"Oh how, careless of me, I should have made you swallow it." Imposter Dan merely replied at this before going and retrieving a towel and rubbing his captive's face clean.

"I hate you." was the next words from Dan's mouth. This spoken in a controlled yet clearly enraged tone that spoke volumes as to how angry he'd become. Hardly if ever did Dan become this angry so much so that he couldn't even scream and yet here it was, the anger seething and burning through him like a red hot coal.

Shortly afterward, the imposter found himself watching television. He'd become temporarily bored with Dan and had decided to take a break. Mr. Mumbles rested off in the corner with a full tummy next to her bowl.

At least he'd thought enough to feed her, much to Dan's thankfulness even despite the undeniable hatred he felt for him.

Dan took this time to think to himself. He needed a diversion..but what? What could he do to possibly turn things to his advantage? On top of this, he really had to pee badly.

Wait, that was it! It occurred to Dan that if he could convince his captor to let him free long enough to go to the bathroom, then he could end his own torment and exact more revenge of his own.

"Umm..Mr. Imposter?"

That got his attention as he shifted his gaze from the tv to Dan.

"Please, call me Dan." He offered with a smile knowing how this would get on the others nerves.

Dan growled something under his breath "What the hell is your real name anyhow? Probably something lame, no doubt." He mocked hoping to trick his double into giving him his real name.

The imposter merely wagged a scolding finger. "Nice try, but you won't be tricking any personal information out of me. Sorry." He muted the tv, deciding yet again that Dan was more fun than the current daytime tv drivel on the few channels the tv set picked up. He then crossed his arms with his full attention on the one bound and gagged before him. "Was there something you wanted?"

"Sure aside from wanting to knock you clear across the room, I kind of need to go to the bathroom."

Dan gave an annoyed look as his double mulled this over. "Well I don't really like the idea of this place smelling like piss because I refused to let you go. However, you'd better not think of doing something stupid. You'll only make it worse on yourself if you do."

Dan rolled his eyes. "Oh perish the thought." He replied sarcastically and a bit anxious due to the pressure on his bladder.

Giving Dan a dark look, he rose from the couch and thought for a moment of how to go about this without Dan attacking him. Carefully untying the ropes, he picked up the ball peen hammer again as he watched the other stand.

"Remember now, you get any ideas and I'll make sure to put you in your place." He spoke as he raised the hammer to accentuate this.

"Yeah, whatever." Dan replied as he made his way to the bathroom, with his imposter watching from the doorway.

"Figures you'd get a sick thrill from watching." Dan muttered, noticing this as he went about his business.

"I'm just making sure you can't catch me off guard." He merely replied, leaning an elbow against the door frame.

Dan couldn't help but laugh coldly in response. "Whatever gets you off at night." Having finished, he zipped his jeans and then averted his gaze to the front door with a look of intense interest as if something had caught his interest and his imposter's gaze followed his not too long afterward.

Finally..

Dan wasted no time in kicking the hammer from his captor's hand and landing a mean blow to his face nearly knocking him off his feet.

"You really shouldn't have done that.." The imposter seethed before tackling Dan to the grimy tile floor, both men wrestling for the upper hand.

"Done what? Knock that ugly smile off your face?" Dan retorted as he fought hard, trying to right himself from being pinned so that he could kick the others teeth out of his mouth. This however was easier said than done as his imposter finally managed to straddle him, not only making for an awkward situation but a dangerous one as he thought hard about how to restrain Dan with no restraints readily available here.

"You should have known better than to do that." He snarled as he carefully stood and forced Dan to stand with him, keeping his arms in a locked position so that should he fight more he would easily break his wrists. What followed next was Dan being slammed hard face first against the bathroom wall the imposter's hot breath against the side of his face. The tone in his voice laced with that of venom as he spoke..

"I take it from your lack of cooperation that you want to suffer more, am I correct?"

seconds ticked by, no response..

Growing frustrated by this the imposter jerked him back from the wall, only to ram Dan's head against it, blood seeping from one of his nostrils.

"ANSWER ME!"

Dan flinched at the new pain in his face before he found his voice.

"No, of course not."

Defiance was still clear in his voice. At least he'd given his so called look alike a swollen black eye. Though not nearly considered a victory, Dan still felt smug about this to an extent.

The imposter sneered at his response, his face inching closer to that of Dan's. "You know what? I've been dying for a reason to make you scream like the bitch you are. Just make one more screw up and so help me I'll make good on it."

Dan's eyes widened with terror at this. Just what the hell was he implying? The possibilities made him feel extremely uncomfortable to put it lightly.

Being forced back into the living room, imposter Dan grabbed a pair of handcuffs from the coffee table which he'd found in his hostage's bedroom previously and led him to the ancient radiator which sat off in the corner where he was cuffed leaving one hand free.

Reaching a hand to Dan's hair, he grabbed a handful pulling it roughly and forcing him to look him in the eyes.

"Listen to me now and listen good. I'm going to go get groceries, seeing as how you barely keep this place stocked. If I come back and you've done anything I don't like, I'll have to see how keen you are on having your skin exposed to battery acid."

Dan had nothing to say once more. Too frustrated from his botched attempt at freeing himself and setting things right. Too filled with anger that caused his stomach to churn from the sheer intensity of it all. He merely sat silently on the floor watching the other and careful not to give him the satisfaction of a response of any sort.

The imposter rolled his eyes at this. "I'll be back shortly. Remember what I've said."

With this, he scanned the room with his eyes, making sure there was nothing Dan could possibly do to jeopardize his plan. Finally he seemed content in his conclusion, and he headed out the door locking it behind him.

Dan sighed audibly at this. Yet again his mind was busy trying to come up with a way to release himself from this situation. For that matter his imposter would likely not waste much time with his outing as he'd made it clear how he intended to keep him hostage for awhile.
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Looking at the radiator, Dan examined it carefully. It couldn't be that hard to just pull it from the wall. He foolishly thought as he gave his bound arm a swift jerk.

"Ahh..fuck!" He cursed as the metal cuff dug mercilessly into his wrist, earning him a nice gash. The radiator remained sturdily in place, not having so much as slightly shook.

Still this didn't deter Dan as he stood and with both hands tried with all of his strength to separate it from it's steel mount in the floor with no result.

"Piece of crap! I can't believe this!" Dan growled before kicking it with his boot. Fortunately for him his boots were steel toed, at least ensuring he didn't get any broken toes.

Taking a seat once again another thought occurred to him despite how much he hated sinking to such a level.

His neighbor, an elderly woman by the name of Ms. Schneider had been a constant thorn in his side since he'd moved in, not that he was a model neighbor himself to begin with. She was always complaining to landlord about him or beating on the wall with that accursed cane of hers whenever she wasn't listening to her tv on full blast which could easily be heard through the aging walls of the apartment.

It seemed Dan had little choice what with his window of time for escape slipping away. Raising a fist to the wall he beat it twice with his fist as hard as he could. "Ms. Schneider!" He yelled loudly hoping to get the old woman's attention. Not long afterward a banging noise was heard on the other side, surely that of the old lady beating her cane on the wall.

"Shut that noise up, you delinquent or I'll call the cops!" was the reply followed by the volume of the tv set next door being turned on full blast, the broadcast of Wheel of Fortune being heard all to clearly.

"Fine call them, ya stupid old bat!"

Dan screamed hostile at the response, though the nearly deaf old woman probably didn't hear him this time.

Having the cops to free him would end this once and for all, but then again he thought twice about this notion. If his imposter were to spill to them that Dan was the guy they were supposed to have jailed, he'd surely go to jail on top of the long list of other crimes and misdemeanors he had against him. The countless shredded parking tickets would not serve him well either if they chose to do a background check on him.

Slumping against the wall, he beat his fist against the floor in frustration and closed his eyes in an effort to wrack his mind for a solution. Why was this so hopeless? Soon however his train of thought was interrupted by his stomach gurgling.

He found himself wondering what his double would bring back for him. The least he could've done was asked him if he wanted anything specific.

Nearly half an hour later, a rustling of keys was heard outside the apartment and not long afterward the imposter was setting three grocery bags on the counter. His eyes averted to Dan with suspicion for a brief moment as he set to putting things away. "So have you been behaving while I've been gone?" He asked in a mocking voice like that which a mother would use with a disobedient child.

Dan however ignored him, instead facing the wall.

"I'll just take your silence as a yes." Once he was finished, the imposter took a seat on the couch with the smallest of the grocery bags. Taking the contents out of the smaller bag, he walked over to Dan cautiously and placed a saran wrapped sandwich and bottle of water beside him. 'I wasn't sure what you liked so I guessed. Hope you like chicken on rye."

That said he went back to the couch and sat down. "Oh Please. like you would care." was Dan's response but he had little desire to argue in favor of sating his need for nourishment.

Likewise, the imposter decided to take this time to eat as well and yet it was obvious that he was hiding some sort of plans. Once the two had finished, he retrieved a last item from the bag and set it onto the coffee table.

"You know those collars people get for unpredictable animals, Dan?" He asked thoughtfully pausing as he took in the confusion written on the others face. "You mean shock collars?"

"That's it. I never thought those things were very humane especially considering how it hurts the animals. I guess it's really a good thing I don't feel the same about people like you in this case."

He couldn't help but laugh a little at his captive's heated stare. This wasn't going to bode well at all, so it seemed.

Taking a collar from the plastic casing along with a remote, the imposter held it up for Dan to see. "This one in particular is strong enough to take down a pit bull." Approaching Dan with a vile grin, he laughed again as his captive backed himself into a corner and knelt down watching him closely.

Pinning Dan's chest to the floor with one boot, he managed to fix the collar on his neck but not without a scuffle, earning himself some claw marks on his upper arm.

Standing up, he grinned at his work. "Fight all you want now. It has a locking mechanism that can only be deactivated with the remote, by the way."

Taking the remote, he turned a knob to test the device which gave Dan a slight jolt, which caused him to curse loudly in response.

"Ah ah..language. Remember Dan." He scolded this time increasing the voltage and earning him a yelp of pain from Dan as his body twitched momentarily.

"There there, good dog." He petted Dan on the head in a condescending fashion to emphasize this.

Dan however lost his temper at this and knocked his hand away. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

He launched himself at him as best as he could considering his situation at least hoping to land a strike.

His imposter however was too quick this time, dodging him and stepping just out of reach.

"I think it's time I show you your place once and for all." He glowered as he pulled a key from his pocket and pinned Dan to the wall by his neck with his free hand.

No words were exchanged as he cuffed Dan's hands together and forced him into the bedroom.

Closing the door behind him, the imposter flipped the lock on the knob before pushing Dan onto the mattress then standing back a moment. "I've decided there is no way that you will obey me unless I break you fully." He spoke in a dangerous yet oddly soft voice as his eyes watched the other, taking in the guarded bewilderment in his eyes.

Pulling the remote from his pocket where he'd hastily stashed it earlier, he promptly gave Dan another shock this time on a higher voltage.

Dan clutched at the collar as best he could with his cuffed hands, a yelp escaping his throat as he fell and writhed against the mattress until finally the pain subsided. Now he lay there, muscles rigid and burning from the shock that still burned through his every fiber of being, his eyes glaring and unflinching at the one he'd grown to loathe.

"So what now? You've run out of torture ideas, is that it?"

He hissed, pain evident in his voice as he looked at his imposter, the one that dared to think he was so much better.

The imposter only laughed as he approached, having set down the remote at a corner table. "Not at all Dan. In fact, I know the one thing that can get to you the most." That said he waved a new pair of handcuffs at Dan and removed the cuffs from one of his hands, followed by cuffing both separately to the brass posts at the head of the bed so that he was facing up.

Dan on the other hand was beginning to become anxious. He knew what could happen when bound to a bed like this and it did nothing to ease his worries.

Climbing up onto the bed alongside the imposter sighed, rubbing Dan's bare chest idly before he busied his fingers with Dan's jeans, soon tossing them to the floor.

"You won't be needing those for awhile, I'm afraid."

He spoke with a methodical look upon his face as he busied himself with removing any remaining articles of clothing.

What followed next was making completely sure that both of Dan's legs were bound to the opposite railing. Fortunately Dan seemed to have ample rope for just such an occasion.

Double checking his handiwork, the imposter took in Dan's expression for a moment. It was one of horror and disbelief, yet he still tried to look tough as though none of this were bothering him.

"You wouldn't do what I think you are planning would you?"

Dan asked, trying his best to sound sarcastic, but it came out as being somewhat more frantic of a tone much to his frustration.

"Don't assume so much, it's rather unbecoming." His imposter simply scolded leaving Dan in suspense until his hands went to remove his own shirt followed by the boots and then his jeans. All that were left was his boxers, the fabric tenting prominently in the center. These too were removed and tossed aside in no time.

Climbing over Dan, he smirked coldly as he leaned close and whispered in his ear..

"You're going to remember this day for the rest of your life. In fact I think I will spare your life just so you can have these mental scars which you are about to receive for a very long time."

With that, the imposter took in the sight of his now very naked rival surely of which had already done the same. Reaching over to the nightstand he was thankful he'd taken time to familiarize himself with where things were kept in the bedroom, and eventually found a small tube. Once he was properly lubricated his hands roamed over Dan's body, fingers finding his orifice and sliding one carefully inside.

Dan on the other hand, writhed against the sensation, his eyes closed tight as he tried his best to wake up from this nightmare. How could he have become so helpless that now he was at the mercy of his most hated enemy and in such a position for that matter?

He fought hard to erase the sensations as another finger burrowed deep inside his vice tight orifice followed by a scissoring motion.

"I'll get you for this." He vowed bitterly at his imposter which paid him no mind.

Instead he removed his fingers, and readied himself at his virgin orifice.

Pushing at first, he'd barely managed to get the head of his arousal inside due to the still very tight orifice.

Dan cried out softly in a hushed tone, sounding like a pitiful almost whimpering of sorts much to his own dismay.

Finally after much work on his part, the imposter found himself buried to the hilt in the impossibly tight orifice. The feeling it's self was dizzying but there was no time to linger on thoughts alone.

Taking in the sight of his naked body, The imposter moved his hand to Dan's face and petted it casually, albeit mockingly.

"You really should open your eyes, you'll want to remember all of this." His mocking words echoing in Dan's mind, so callous and cold but nothing to take his mind off his current situation.

The first thrust that came was agonizing, causing Dan to writhe against his restraints, but not daring to look at his double. No, his humiliation kept him from doing this.

The imposter smiled down upon his prey as he continued, his hand reaching Dan's chin and gripping it firmly. "Look at me, god damn it! I want you to see everything!"

This caused Dan to open his eyes, pain etched in them as he watched and felt every brutal thrust. However that was the least of his concern as he felt his own body beginning to react no matter how much he willed it not to. This was the last thing he wanted that bastard to see and yet he couldn't very well hide it either.

Soon a laugh echoed throughout the room, soft yet cruel.

"Ahh..I knew it." The imposter grunted as his hands curled around the hips of his captive, steadying his thrusts.

"I knew you couldn't hide it for very long. How does it feel to be aroused by the person you hate more than anything?" His breath becoming labored as he reached the crux of his conquest, ready to spill over at any time now.

Dan merely chose to remain silent aside from the occasional and unintentional moan. He wouldn't dare scream for the other no matter how hard he thrust.

"Fine. You don't need to say anything. The satisfaction I have in this knowledge is more than enough." He sneered vilely as he bent close to Dan's face. Taking this opportunity, the imposter forced his mouth on Dan's, surprising him in the process as he enveloped him in a searing hot kiss. His tongue desecrating every inch of the usually more often than not vicious mouth.

Rising up again, he took in Dan's newly infuriated expression. "That's right. Hate me, Dan. Hate the one that is fucking you in the most literal sense."

Both of their sweat covered bodies heaving and panting as they writhed against each other, time seemed endless and divinely cruel as minutes felt like hours to Dan.

Within a matter of time the imposter arched his frame, a loud moan escaping his mouth as his semen shot into his rival and causing the same reaction within him.

This time Dan did scream, shame and humiliation washing over his features as he came, hot fluid spilling onto bare flesh.

Now he lay exhausted, close to shutting down not only from the lack of sleep but the rough act that had taken place. Still feeling dirty and disturbed, Dan found it hard to just give into the overwhelming urge to shut down.

Feeling himself being released from his cuffs and bindings, Dan could at least find relief in the fact this his badly chaffed arms and legs were now free. Such an allowance of solace was short lived however as his imposter bent over him again and his line of vision blurred, his body desperate for rest.

Resistance was futile now.

"You should be happy Dan, you may be a loser but at least you make one hell of a fine bitch." The imposter laughed, these being the last words Dan heard as consciousness left him finally.
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>>79731
Kind of feel bad about liking this fic?
And yet, I totally had the same thought.
>> No. 80132
Darkness swelled and with that so did the pain and the restlessness. Sanity and scarring at conflict and whichever was to be victorious was anyone's guess.

Nearly destroyed as he writhed against the bedsheets he was both free and yet not free. Crushed in a matter of speaking, but not defeated.

Eyes opening, scanning the room with a certain caution before realizing he was alone, he felt temporary relief and yet malice in his heart. It seemed night was upon them as well, darkness filling the room with it's somber stillness.

Remembering the small pistol wedged between the mattress, he felt for it. The promise of hard metal that was found was the only reassurance that was needed as his fingers felt the familiar grooves.

He would play the imposter's game for now, this much was decided. Then he would strike swiftly and unexpectedly. He would be damned before he would lose.

Hearing the door to the bedroom creak open, he feigned being asleep for the moment. His body was sore, but not so much so that it was excruciating. Even still, he lay there waiting for the right opportunity.

The imposter stood over him, what he was thinking was anyone's guess as he studied the other for signs of waking. In an act of kindness, he pulled the bed sheet over his rival's resting form.

Taking a seat in a worn chair, he took notice of a stack of folders within his reach on the floor.

"Isn't this interesting?" He spoke in a soft voice to himself as he picked out one of the folders, it's label reading 'News Broadcasters'.

The file it's self outlined how Dan had been humiliated on public television some time ago along with a set of plans labeled. A. B. and C.

Studying over them, the imposter was impressed by the sheer detailing and amount of thought that had been poured into what by most would seem like a simple thing.

Obviously he had left no room for mistake and in his own right Dan could've been called a genius of his self appointed profession.

Sighing, he looked at Dan once again and set down the folder. He was conflicted now as to what he would do with his captive. Rubbing a finger over his chin he thought, but no immediate answer came except to keep him as his slave. He wouldn't be able to stay here long however. Eventually Chris and Elise would wonder what had happened and come investigating even if Dan wasn't necessarily the ideal friend.

It was inevitable that he would eventually take Dan to his own residence back in South Gate.

Watching the city lights from the window, something occurred to the imposter. Was it possible that he had feelings for the one that lay on the bed now? That this whole time what he was doing was a perversion of such feelings? He struggled with these notions and eventually shook them from his mind. It simply was not so.

Seeing Dan stir, he looked upon him waiting, his eyes glancing to the clock on the table beside the bed. 1:00 AM. He felt his own body becoming weary and silently cursed himself for neglecting taking time to sleep when he had the chance.

He'd have to tie up Dan once again if he wanted to rest without concern that he would take revenge. If only he weren't so tired.

His eyelids fluttered heavily as he tried to will himself to do what needed to be done, but the worn yet comfortable upholstered chair lulled him deeper into nocturnal slumber until finally he succumbed. His body fell limp against the soft chair, snoring softly.

Having noticed this, Dan opened his eyes looking warily at the other and daring not to move until it was decided the other was sound asleep. Soon..he would have what he wanted. His imposter had very likely thought that he had succeeded, that he had broken him but he would soon know the truth. The fact that he had underestimated Dan's willpower would be his demise.

Finally standing up, Dan winced at the pain in his backside but chose to ignore it in favor of the task at hand. Taking a moment to glance at the handcuffs that lay carelessly on the table beside the bed, he decided he would use those later. Right now he was more concerned with his jeans on the floor as he picked them and up put them on.

Remembering the remote, he grabbed it and pressed the button which unlocked the accursed collar around his neck then tossed it onto the bed. Perhaps this too would provide to be a useful instrument in his revenge later.

Right now he rested on the edge of the bed, never taking his eyes off his look alike. When he awoke, he would take action.

Time ticked on as minutes spanned into nearly an hour before the imposter had awoken. In that time, Dan had locked the bedroom door and took time to read a book labeled 'Lock picking A Guide for the Intermediate Iconoclast'.

Glancing from his book, he noticed the other starting to wake and set it aside in favor of the pistol which not until recently rested beside him. Rising to his feet he stood in front of his double his body tensed as he clutched gun in one hand. He'd use it, should the need be.

Eyes blinking open, the imposter rubbed his face in a better attempt to will away drowsiness. His surprise coming after he found himself face to face with his very pissed off captive.

"Don't you dare even so much as move. " Dan growled low and guttural as he looked for any reason at all to knock him out of the chair.

Blue eyes widened at the sight of the gun pointed at him.

How had he overlooked such an important thing? Panic filled his veins along with a sense of dread that crawled up his spine. His reign over Dan had all but ended, this much was certain, and still he chose to call his bluff.

"Thinking of using that, are you? We both know you don't have it in you were very smart, you'd never have been put in this situation in the first pl-"

The sentence was cut off as Dan struck him with the butt of the gun sharply against his face.

"SHUT UP!"

Dan could feel himself trembling with rage as he looked at the other, watching as blood seeped from his mouth.

"I've had enough out of you, but please humor me although you should know that you're a few sentences away from my trying to sever your vocal chords with a rusted knife."

He sneered viciously as he looked him in the eyes and pausing for a moment.

The imposter watched him but said nothing, his expression defiant as ever.

"Nothing to say? Then let's proceed."

Dan quickly jerked him from his seat and slammed him face first against the wall with all of his strength.

"How does it feel? Do you like that, what you did to me?" He seethed with a nearly inhuman snarl gracing his features.

"What you did to me does not go unpunished, I'm going to be reminding you this over the course of a very long time."

Even still the imposter persisted however, unwilling to admit defeat despite the fact that he already was.

"So tell me, what can you do to me that's any worse than what I have done?"

It was Dan's turn to smile darkly this time at the question that was asked of him.

"First let me explain to you exactly what you are dealing with. You've chosen to fuck with someone which which you fail to realize what they are truly capable of. That's mistake number one."

Dan emphasized this by slamming his face into the wall again as the imposter had done to him, the only difference this time being the old pipe running the length of the wall with which the imposter's face collided with and the blood that cascaded to the floor as a result.

"As for what I plan to do with you, I will not be kind, nor gentle. I will not give you sympathy or consideration. There are far worse things that I will do to you."

Dan's breath was hot against the imposter's neck, watching the inevitable tremble that wracked his entire body as true fear finally settled within him like a dark cold sickness at the pit of his stomach. For that matter, he was sure one of his teeth was shattered from having his face rammed against the pipe a short time ago.

Letting him go, Dan watched silently as the other sank to the floor, clutching his face.

"How does it feel now that your plan has fallen apart?" He asked in the most scathing of tones, his words burning with a level of rage unfamiliar to even Dan himself.

Instead yet again, his question was answered with only silence.

Bending down to the imposter, he looked him into the eyes his expression feigning sympathy.

"I'm sorry, but when I ask you a question I expect answers."

With that, he slapped him hard across the face, showing no restraint in this action and pulled him up by his t-shirt forcing him to stand.

"I think you get a sick thrill from being me, don't you?" He suddenly concluded, the others expression shocked at such a revelation but the truth written across his face.

"You don't have to answer, your expression says it all. Tell me though, does it make you hard?" He breathed as he answered for him in a sneering tone.

Still no answer.

Stepping back, Dan pointed the gun to his forehead. "Okay then. Considering what you did to me, the least I can do is return the favor. Now strip."

The imposter simply gawked at the other, hesitant. "Wait..can't we work out something else?" Was his timid and fearful response.

Tilting his head to the side, Dan took this into consideration.

"Hmm, let me think. No. Now do as I say before you make me lose my temper yet again." With this he cocked the gun, the metallic click quite audible in the otherwise quiet room.

Slowly, the imposter began removing his clothing until it lay in a pile on the floor beside him. His blue eyes darting about the room nervously as though there were possibility for escape.

Dan pushed the gun against the temple of his poseur this time, a grim look on his face as the barrel dug carelessly into his flesh. "Now turn around and face the wall."

Reluctant yet obedient he did as he was told, a tremble visible as he awaited the inevitable.

"Didn't you ask earlier what I could could do to you that's any worse than what you've already done? Well there is one thing. You desecrated my body, pity you didn't have the strength to tear me apart from the inside. Me, on the other hand, that's exactly what I will do to you. Such a good use for all of the rage I'm feeling right now, don't you think?"

The imposter could do little more than tremble with cowardice at such knowledge. He could fight back however if he wanted to risk having his brains splattered against the wall courtesy of the gun still held tight to his head but instead remained still..waiting.

Hesitating for a moment Dan grabbed a pair of handcuffs that lay on the table and snapped one around his captive's wrists. Winding the chain behind the pipe that went up the wall, he then pulled the imposters other arm upward, snaring it as well so that he would no longer require the gun.

Unzipping his jeans, he spit into his hand and lubricated himself. The uncomfortable silence had left the imposter feeling very anxious. "Looking forward to this, I see?" Dan mocked hatefully as his arousal pressed against his victims vulnerable entrance and forcing it in roughly.

The blood fell almost immediately as a result, along with any resolve that the imposter might have had left as his agonized screams filled the stale air of the bedroom.

This however did not deter Dan in the least as he thrust deeply into his prisoner with a vicious vigor, the blood coating his arousal as he savored the screams of the other.

Reaching a hand around him, he found what he was searching for. "What's the matter, not enjoying it? We'll see about that." He snarled regarding the lack of arousal and began stroking the slack flesh until he felt it become firm in his hand.

Leaning closer against the other, Dan took this time for tossing a few more smug insults at his double.

"How does it feel being fucked by the one man you tried so hard to be, but will never be as good as? Does it hurt because I hope it's fucking excruciating." Dan growled coldly, those last words rolling off his tongue with such amusement and at the same time such hatred.

After a few minutes passed by, Dan felt himself close to release and reached a free hand around his captive. His hands cruelly rubbed his arousal without caring as he whispered into his ear..

"You've wanted this all along, I can feel it. You're very essence burns of it."

The imposter felt his body tremble harder and whimpered pitifully in response. His cuffed hands coiled into fists as he came hard against the wall which in turn caused the same reaction in Dan.

Sliding out of him, Dan watched as the other collapsed on the floor. The Imposter dared to glimpse at his former captive with a glare but quickly looked away.

"How beautiful you look, cowering on the floor crushed and deflowered. You really should have killed me when you had the chance."

Dan mused coldly as he put on a clean 'jerk' shirt and stepped out of the room to tend to other things.
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