got a mix of nsfw and sfw stuff.

"FITZGERAAAAAAAALD!"

If Dan sought revenge on the Jazz Age.

Dan is a southern Californian.

Dan reaction image.

There was an episode where Dan asked for all of Chris' silver, and a cupcake.

Here is Chris, Dan's friend and moochee. He does not usually dress in loli drag.

Dan has codependency issues with Chris. Gets him to pay for everything, calls him over to help his revenge schemes, what have you.

/co/ got boners over bound-gagged Dan.

/co/ is dirty birds.

I had this imaginary scenario about what would happen once Chris saved Dan from this. It involved bitch tears and the stuffed animal Dan sleeps with.

finally PORN

it's pretty nifty.

The dialogue is accurate. As accurate as I could imagine it.

Dan's reaction.

lol crossovers. Excuse Elise.

he's pantomiming a yeti-lover.

I wonder if anyone saved all those Dan Vs gifs?

And that appears to be all of the stuff I saved, /coq/uistadores. I did not make any of this; all credit goes to those drawfags in the threads.

oh wait, Dan Vs. Scott Pilgrim.

NOW that's all of it. Ciao, /coq/uettes!

Christ, I'd post the pic I drawfagged in the /co/ thread but it has Elise in it. gaaaah i'll draw some more later

Your name is DAN. You are DIMINUTIVE compared to your friend CHRIS PEARSON (hell, to pretty much everybody) and are irreparably CANTANKEROUS. You have a proclivity for VENGEANCE STREAKS and ARSON (fire is the cleanser). You are also LACTOSE-INTOLERANT; if you ingest anything with lactose, YOU WILL DIE, but not before BURNING THE ESTABLISHMENT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION to the ground. You have an interest in COMIC BOOKS, though you prefer those WITH A DARK SIDE and INNER RAGE. You depend most on CHRIS, though you do not openly admit it, except the one time when he ate your POISON MEATLOAF and you were attempting to FIND MEDICAL ATTENTION.

What will you do?

>>68372

(p.s. post edited because of a goddamned typo, horey shit)

(also, hopes to having more fanart in the future)

so I'm watching the wolfman episode and I'm pretty sure Dan is a closet gay. He has a supermodel at his front door willing to bang him and all he can think about is pancakes...

>>68374
And apparently Chris makes the best pancakes which have suffered since he married Elise.
Man, why didn't I put the pancakes dream and that together before.

Imagine the scandal!

>>68368

Is this an actual design for the show? Are we going to get a snazzy dress episode?

Please say yes.

>>68381
I sure hope so. Also
>perfectly triangular goatee
lol'd.

>>68381
Maybe. I just figured out where I saved it from. It was from the Dan Vs Facebook page

>>68381
reposted for posterity; I'm calling it now- this is a flashback episode to Chris' wedding and why/how Dan turned into whatever the hell he is today.
I can't really express how excited I am to see this.

Repostan some smut I drew this morning.

hey who are some "high profile" animators or artists that are working on this show?

>>68387
why, so you can send them this thread? fuck you.

>>68386
I love how you gave chris that pudge.

you're a good person drawfag....

>>68389
no. I like to browse art blogs. Besides, most animators already know about this shit anyways.

>>68386

The filename made me laugh.

>>68391
Well, there's Chris Battle. That's all I know.

>>68389
Simmer down, Dan.

>>68390
Thanks, anon. I'll contribute more asap.

>>68393
thanks bro. love his work.

>>68400
My face when you saved that.

Also: Will drawfag for that story that was promised.

this show

THIS FUCKING SHOW

Hey guys, a gracious writefag wrote some fic. Pretty in-character, it looks.

---

“It’s FINE. Look, it stopped bleeding, will you stop being such a baby?!”

“I still say that raccoon was rabid. It was foaming at the mouth.”

“So? I’ve foamed at the mouth before, that doesn’t mean I’m /diseased/.”


Chris didn’t answer. One of Dan’s half-baked revenge plots (this time, upon the critters that had been upturning his garbage cans and stealing the best things out of the dumpster) had gone awry, and Dan had quite a large bite wound on his arm. Dan had declared to continue the war the next day, and Chris had offered to drop him off at his apartment complex. Usually, he dropped Dan off at the curb, but that wound was only getting redder. It could be a lot worse by morning.

“It was out during the day, Dan! Raccoons are nocturnal.” Chris argued as Dan unlocked his door, bursting into his cruddy little apartment with unnecessary flair. “You’re already rabid enough as it is.”

“WHAT?”

“Nothing. Come on, enough stalling, I’m taking you to the hospital.”

“Oh-ho-ho-HO, NO! I’m not going back THERE, do you remember what happened when I took YOU there?! You died! Well, were dying. Whatever, you NEARLY died.”

“Dan, that was because YOU kidnapped me.”

“It wasn’t a kidnapping, it was a rescue! Also shut up, I’m not going to some /hospital/ to see some /doctor/.” Dan put the last word in air quotes, very unnecessarily. “All I need me is some good old fashioned home remedies. Now, what cleans out stuff the best? I think I have some bleach under the sink…does bleach go bad?”

>>68430

Dan was talking to himself now, fully ignoring his only friend and digging through a revolting pile of /something/ under his kitchen sink. Chris was sure he saw several cockroaches skittering away in fear and shuddered. This apartment was a death trap, everyone knew that, but Dan’s arm was almost certainly already infected. Chris stood in stolid silence as Dan blathered on, watching as his wounded arm got coated with filth.

Chris lowered his eyebrows decisively.

“A-HA! Wiper fluid! Why do I have wiper fluid? Whatever, this is pretty much the same thing as bleach, and it smells nicer. Good-/bye/, bacteria!”

A loud clang shot through the apartment before Dan could pour the chemicals into his wound. The smaller man’s eyes crossed and he slumped, the wiper fluid spilling and dribbling into the carpet. Chris wrung the handle of the frying pan in his hands, trying to look as certain of himself as he had felt a few seconds ago.

“It’s for the best.” he said flatly, trying to believe it. Glancing around, he spotted what looked like a long coil of rope, not unusual, with all the strange weapons and devices Dan stockpiled in his “home”. He glanced at the fallen man, at his wound. Imagined Dan’s furious face when he woke up. Looked at the rope again. That…wasn’t a bad idea.


--

Chris wasn’t ready for when Dan woke up – he had taken precautions, even left the apartment for a short period of time, but he at least expected the guy to be more...out of it. As soon as Dan mumbled and cracked open his eyes, they narrowed at Chris, full of hateful burning no-mercy death. Chris winced, lifting his hands a little; it /probably/ didn’t help that one of them held a syringe.

“CHRSSS! MFFF FCKKN MMGH!”

>>68431

Chris winced again, trying to smile as he lifted up the roll of duct tape that had been used to cover Dan’s mouth. It had taken a while, but he was proud of the wrapping job he’d done, strapping Dan down in an old chair he’d found. He’d tied his ankles, his waist and chest, his wrists behind his back – Dan was not trustworthy at all in a situation like this. The duct tape had been all too necessary, too. They all knew Dan bit.

“I’m sorry, Dan. This is for your own good! Look, I was talking to Elise, and she says your arm is probably infected. We can’t tell if you have rabies without going to the hospital, though, so – this is just a temporary precaution.”

Chris steeled himself as he approached the man tied up in the chair. Dan had not blinked once, eyes practically bulging from his head with hatred. Feeling bad, Chris frowned and reached out, gently tugging at, then ripping off, the duct tape. The words flew out of Dan’s mouth like water.

“—ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING, CHRIS, YOU TRAITOR! You backstabber, you JUDAS! You’re in league with them, aren’t you? Aren’t you?! I bet you have a medical /degree/, and you never told me, where did you get that needle?!”

Chris blinked and looked at the needle, then frowned. “Elise gave this to me! And I’m not in league with anyone, Dan. You don’t want to have rabies, do you? Just hold still.”

Chris kneeled down, squirting out a little liquid from the tip of the needle. Dan squirmed, trying to back away and getting nowhere. He looked truly frightened now, eyes locked on the sharp metal.

“I’ve never gotten a shot before and I’m NOT about to now!”

“You’ve had to have gotten some as a kid—“

“NO! I didn’t! I didn’t let my parents /drug/ me…” Dan trailed off as Chris got closer, the bigger man’s face set in seriousness. He shifted up the sleeve of Dan’s shirt, lifted the hypodermic needle, and Dan just panicked.

>>68432

Chris had gotten too close – Dan threw his head back and headbutted him hard enough to see stars, hard enough to topple over the chair. The impact broke one of the wooden legs, loosening the ropes – Chris swore under his breath. He /knew/ those ropes hadn’t been tight enough! Curse those Boy Scouts, they hadn’t prepared him at all!

Dan struggled and ripped and bit at the ropes, tossing them away and setting his sights on Chris. With an animal growl he threw himself at him, pinning him down and shaking him by his shirt collar.

“Don’t you EVER do that to me again! I’m not your little science experiment, /Chris/! You can’t just pump me full of chemicals!”

“Y-Y-Y—“ Chris’s head was bobbing up and down, his brain shaking around his skull. He yanked Dan’s hands away, shaking the dizziness away. “YOU were going to pour wiper fluid into an open wound!”
“I KNOW! And you stopped me! Gimme that needle!”

“No!”

Dan tried to grab the needle away like a wild animal, scratching and biting and kicking at Chris to try and get his hands on it. Chris’s arms were longer, but he was being trampled, and couldn’t even sit up. Gritting his teeth, he lashed out, somewhat unconsciously. His fit socked Dan square in the nose, toppling him back. Dan lay on his back a moment, rubbing at his face. He was too stunned to move at first.

“Did you just PUNCH me?!”

“Yes. No.” Chris said, looking down at the blood on his clenched fist. “Maybe?”

>>68433

Dan growled and punched Chris in the chest – Chris scowled and shoved him back. The tussle grew more violent, the men rolling over one another and Dan trying to smash Chris’s head into pots and pans scattered around the floor. What Chris vaguely noticed was that, though he thought he was imagining it at first, it looked like Dan was /enjoying/ this. Did he like getting angry and riled up? Chris thought he saw a smile with those pointy teeth, but not before he was socked in the eye, hard.

While he was wincing and trying to get his sight back, Chris’s scalp seared, he’d been grabbed by the hair and Dan did something Chris had /not/ expected. Sharp teeth clashed against his, tore his lip, he tasted blood. Chris started and shoved Dan hard, staring.

“Dan, wha—“


“OH, so it’s okay for ELISE to do that, but not me?!”

“Elise is my w—“

“Shut up! I’m your best friend!”

“Dan, you’re not—“

“TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, now.”

“Okay.”

The word left Chris’s mouth before his brain had even caught up with the situation. Agreeing to Dan’s demands was his default setting. He gaped, not moving, gears in his head refusing to register the situation.

“Jeez, you ARE useless. Have to do everything myself…”

>>68434
the writefag is also a drawfag!
Dan was too riled up, Chris had seen him like this before, but not for /this/ sort of reason. Barely looking the other man in the eye Dan tore off Chris’s belt with all the delicacy of a wolverine, the flying leather slapping Chris in the face. He tried to speak, getting out an “Ah—“ and his pants were gone. He tried again and his mouth was smothered, Dan kissing him with all teeth and tongue and a not-great aftertaste.
“DAN,” Chris pried himself away finally, leaving Dan flustered and angry, “Will you cut it out?!”

“Stop being such a /baby/!”

Chris didn’t get to argue anymore – Dan was more adamant than ever, groping and dragging nails and ripping away any of Chris’s clothes and dignity that were left. Dan’s were gone, too, Chris glancing at a discarded ‘JERK’ across the back of the broken chair before Dan yanked his attention back with force.

Dan was not gentle. Chris was still not quite aware of what was happening other than that he had begun to reciprocate, begun to enjoy it, and that Dan riding him was the oddest feeling but not a bad one. He couldn’t really see the guy, the punches beginning to swell.

“Doesn’t that hurt?” Chris couldn’t focus through the black eye surfacing, but he caught the glower.

“/No/.” Dan sounded as though he’d been accused of something, but Chris caught the wince.

>>68435

The two men wore themselves out, Dan especially; by the end, he was panting for breath and his attacks were not quite as violent. He even kissed Chris /nicely/ once – that was a surprise. Though on cut and bruised lips, it still stung.

They ended up never leaving the floor, finally slumped back against what in what one lifetime may have been a couch. Chris lay his head straight back on the cushions, staring at the ceiling, his breathing still a little ragged. And his body more than a little naked.

“What just happened?”

Dan was using Chris’s body as a convenient, if somewhat sweaty cushion. He closed his eyes and grinned in satisfaction, slumping down further.

“…shut up, Chris.”

---

I commend the person who wrote this and draw that.

Is anyone else curious as to who Ted is? His name was mentioned once and was seen on Dan's list both times it was shown. I'm insanley curious.

Discuss.

Some people liked the sketch version of this, so I colored it.

>>68440
Niiice.

>>68439
Friend, who unlike Chris, is as equally or perhaps even more rageful than Dan. They made a great team earlier on, having the same interests and hates, but as their friendship progressed they soon got sick of each other and their toxic personalities. In this case a negativexnegative=/=a positive. At one point, something happened between them to cause a rift in their relationship, most likely making Ted the more bitter of the two, since he doesn't have a Chris to keep him in check and fall back on.

/incredible amounts of over speculation.

>>68372
Dan: Finally bone your Alternian doppleganger.

>>68445
do you have a deviantart?

>>68449
No man, sorry.

>>68434

>>68451

Read that with his "mine friend in yon hospital" voice in the animal shelter ep. So cash.

>"Dan, I don't think we should go in there."
>"What are you, a HOMOPHOBE?? Get with the times, Chris!! Besides, I'm going to find the charlatan that ripped off -MY- trademark shirt and turned it into a stupid fashion statement no matter what the cost, and some.. BAR like the, what... 'Purple Palm-Tree'?
isn't going to stop me!"
>"Dan, it's not a bar... well, it IS a bar, but... Dan..?"

>"excuse me, fine sir. Would you be so sporting as to let us into your fine establishment."
>"the hell are you, sweet heart?"
>"I'm looking for a 'Julien D'Ardenay', a certain fashion designer? I was told he frequents this location. As you can see, I am especially appreciative of his new line of JERK t-shirts."
>"uh ...huh."
>"so, if you'll just let me i-"
>"honey, I don't think you belong in here."
>"Oh, I do! I do!! uhhh, uhh... CHRIS!!"
>"oh, hey! How did it go, what did he sa- whoa! Hey, what the..! Let go..!!"
>"SEE? This is my, uh, life-partner, Christoph. Say hello, Christoph."
>"What the heck is going on h-mmphh!!"
>"He's a, heh, a bit star struck. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CHRISTOPH."
>"Wh... ooooh. Ohhh yeah, yeah, right. Life... partner. Forever. Absolutely."
>"And uh, if it wasn't for my wonderful partner, I wouldn't even have knoooown about Julien D'Ardenay to begiiiiin with!"
>"....well-"
>"THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Come on, CHRISTOPH."

>"Well, I think that went VERY well."
>"Uh, thanks... Wow, I... I had no idea you could even do that sort of voice. You make a very convincing gay man, Dan."
>"Never underestimate me. Come on, he's probably near the back."
>"The back... wait, how would you even know--"
>"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. JUST FOLLOW."

>>68455
>my face when that was my post

>>68476
HOLY FUCK. FUCK.

i support this thread

>>68476
UHH
>filename

Also I doodled a little something from that fic. It was really nice.

No one's going to mention Dan being covered in maple syrup and suggesting that Chris eat off of him?

>>68598

Dude, I'm pretty sure we all caught that. The writers really put dat subtext in there like none else.

Also, requesting a shirless Dan lying on his back with a SUPER DELUXE CREAMY GELATO CARDIOVASCULAR FAILURE SUNDAE SUPREME (with all that ice cream paraphernalia) covering his torso (no plates or bowls or anything, just right on the skin), and Chris in a crisis of decision. Alternatively, Chris enthusiastically eating the aforementioned food right off Dan.

>>68599
*shirtless

DERP

Have Dan opening stuff with his teeth.

can I post non-porny shit in this thread? IS there a Dan Vs. general? polite sage.

>>68605

I think this is all we've got in regards to a Dan Vs. thread on plus4chan. Plus, there's plenty of non-porn in here already. I'd be happy just to see more art.

so do you think the writers put the gay subtext on purpose, or is this shit fans are making up?

>>68605
I think we should lay off general threads until new episodes come out. we don't want it to get to the point of annoying...

>>68609

I dunno, but you can't deny all the hints in episode 5.
>Dan knows Chris' knock
>Could tell he clipped his nails
>The "I would never leave you" whisper
>All that Dan and comatose Chris stuff, especially the diner part

>>68610
fuck it, I can't wait that long.

>>68614

This is fantastic.

>>68614
do you have an art blog? D:

>>68611
not that i don't appreciate me some homolust, but on the other hand, it's been mentioned that chris is pretty much dan's only friend and it doesn't take long to figure out that dan is extremely codependent...

>>68619
yeah but he has a dream about a fucking model then all he cares about are the pancakes.

>>68619

Well that's definitely certain. I mean, even with Dan assumed heterosexual, it's a little hard to see him get into a relationship with anybody else with the way he's attached to Chris. If he got a slight homolust leaning, all of his Chris-centric feelings would probably ignite like a backdraft.

I don't know what the creators think of it, but both Dan and Chris are based off the creators. They're presumably heterosexual, so I think that transfers over.

>>68620

Dan's just got his priorities straight.

It does bring up the whole pancakes thing with Chris mentioned earlier in the thread, though.

>>68622
calling it now, "Dan vs. Chris" is going to be this exact issue. Elise is going to be like,
>"Don't you think you and Chris spend a little too much time together?"
so naturally to prove what she thinks otherwise, the course of action is to somehow hate Chris.

>>68620
maybe he just likes food more than women...

>>68614
who. drew this. it is awesome.

>>68620
He also loves Chris' pancakes.

>>68614

It's kind of obvious /34/ drew this. Her sketchy style isn't that hard to identify.

I'm sorry if I annoy anyone with this little valentines day draw.

Hope you all had a good one!

>>68717
this.

>>68717
aw who could be annoyed by this.

Context is for the weak.

>>68784
>filename

Also, some true romance.

>>68853
<3

>"Oh God, Dan, I didn't mean to do that! I don't know what came over me!"
>"You better clean your spunk off of me right now, Chris, or I swear I'll permanently lodge your testes into your abdominal cavity!!"

>>69110
Alternate text:

>"Oh gross, Dan. Why do you have semen all over you?"
>"I was trying to procure a sample of diseased tissue for my revenge against [insert object of revenge here]! I managed to track down a surly black man disposing his byproducts, but he threw it into a dumpster full of used condoms before I could snatch it myself!"
>"What are you going to do- wait, a whole dumpster of the stuff?"
>"Yeah, apparently men around this cesspool of destitution have enough time for that."
>"Anyways, why his?"
>"Don't play stupid, Chris, I need a sample of the human immunodeficiency virus, better known as HIV."
>"What? Look Dan, just because he's... African-American doesn't mean he has HIV."
>"That's what the politically correct political regime wants you to think."
>"No, Dan, it's just racist, and you didn't have to use "political" again. It's redundant."
>"Argh, fine, Noah Webster. Got any better ideas on how to get a fatal disease?"
>etc etc

I had too much fun with this.

>>68367
>This_pleases_Gaga.jpg
Please tell me there is more?

i sorta want to draw for this, but it just feels. . .wrong. can i get a few requests to get warmed up? some simple things first?