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>>40011 >Crying Indian, all dat Redskins apparel, BD Wong cameo, absolutely every fucking about the intro sequence
>"Very important: he is a character! He is not me! This is the real Stephen Colbert: I MEAN EVERYTHING I SAY ON THIS SHOW." >"But when I saw the tweet with no context, I understood how people were offended, the same way I, as an Irish American, was offended after reading only one line of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal. I mean, eat Irish babies? Hashtag #CancelSwift! Trend it." >"CNN even took a break from their Malaysian airliner coverage to report spotting what they thought was the wreckage of my show off the coast of Australia." >"So, in a sense I was canceled — for three days. Just like Jesus." >"Now, the Cancel Colbert people think that even in context, I am a racist. I just want to say that I am not a racist. I don’t even see race. Not even my own. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because I just devoted six minutes to explaining how I’m not a racist. And that is about the whitest thing you can do." >"It was one of the top hashtags for more than 36 hours... because everybody wants to talk about the king!" >"Because of all the attention we raised a lot of money over the weekend; money that will now be donated to Dan Snyder’s Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation, which Twitter seems to be fine with because I haven’t seen SHIT about that." >"I'm sorry Ja Mes I have no choice! But I will let you return to the show for no pay as part of the Michelle Malkin Memorial Unpaid Internment Program." >"I just pray that no one ever tweets about the time I said that Rosa Parks was overrated, Hitler had some good ideas, or ran a cartoon during Black History Month showing President Obama teaming up with the Ku Klux Klan cuz man, that sounds pretty bad out of context."
This man is a national treasure. I would do whatever it takes to transmute myself a womb and fill it with sweet sweet Formula 401 to have his babies.
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