Why don't you have a cute hebrew waifu?
>>84006My harem is full, thanks.
>>84006Sorry, but dog waifu came first buddy.
>>84006'cause reasons.
>>84006that one looks like my mom, no thanks
>>84024i wanna fuq ur mom
'Cause I like meat too much.
>>84053You could have a cute hebrew waifu AND still eat a lot of meat.
>>84062This board still is an old /co/ offshoot, right?
>>84063Given that they're doing a Freakazoid routine right now, I'd say that's a safe bet.
>>84062...I didn't know that.
>>84089Except for pork, which means no bacon. Because, y'know, she'd be Jewish.