1. Boyfriend
2. White index cards
3. Giants to be real

a) Clean underwear
b) Take a shit
c) A Pepsi

1 a massage
2 sushi
3 another dog

>>378220
what the heck would you do with giants?
...
this is exactly what i wanted. no obligation to answer.

1. hot pants
2. large boxes
3. you

Assuming we're talking about tangible items and not things like "lose weight":

1) Suitable desk
2) Cat
3) My own place

1. A meteor
2. A window
3. A frozen bottle of water

1.) A talk.
2.) A plane.
3.) Felafel.

>>378223
I imagine there'd be plenty of uses for them.

1. Glue gun
2. Plastic bag
3. Helium

1. A woman
2. Two women
3. THREE WOMEN

>>378240

>>378240

1.) A yoyo
2.) A pineapple
3.) A clever girl.

>>378248
You want to juggle a raptor?

>>378249
I want tooth

>>378250

>>378246
>>378242
HA

>>378253
huehue what is going on

>>378226
georgetakei.jpg

- brown skin girl
- books
- brown skinned books

1.) A million dollars
2.) Love
3.) To create something of worth to other people

1. A 3D Printer
2. Engineering Knowledge
3. Time

Lodsa money
More money
Money, I think

>>378275
This sounds omnious

>>378282
Ambiguous, actually.
It could be malevolent. Could be beneficent.

1. Wall shelves
2. Books
3. Wings so I can fly

1. Bioshock Infinite
2. Leatherman multi-tools
3. A cast-iron pot

1. The return of steam locomotives.
2. Video output as standard for Apple computers.
3. Silent Hill Downpour ending B fixed.

STOP BEING SO TRANSPARENT AND CONFUSE ME

1. Burnt-out incandescent light bulb
2. Snakes
3. Limestone

>>378301
thank you.

- Original Russian, First Print Edition of Nabokov's Invitation to a Beheading
- A recently reaped wheat field, under a gray October sky in the mist of early morning's chilled dew
- A small, wet stone

mmm good yes

-an autonomous helicopter drone
-half a gallon of mango and avocado salsa fresca
-a specially forged katana

1. To be a well-known artist
2. To have someone to snuggle with
3. More freedom

1. bottle of baby oil
2. tarp
3. three serbian lesbians

>wireless interception gear
>a job I don't hate
>peace

Time

That's it.

1. A large plot of land
2. Faster internet
3. A teleportation device

1. Silent gas
2. Loud gas
3. Blindfold

>>378659
gas is so vague but i will assume you mean gas

1. a motorcycle
2. the perfect honeypot thead
3. the power to permaban everyone in that thread

A pressure cooker.
A snare drum.
A really big bathtub.

1. A fountain of youth
2. A fountain of old age
3. A fountain of gatorade

>>379161
What happens when you drink from all three at the same time? Do you become a middle-aged athlete?

>>379163
i also wish to know

1. A library
2. A bear
3. An endless supply of loose leaf tea

1. Tiny mechanical hands that can mimic my regular hands, with tactile feedback.
2. A means of producing steel with with only heat from the sun and pedals as power sources.
3. Proficiency at Morse code.

1. 100ft power cable
2. water-proof servailence cameras
3. 3TB external hardrive

A gaming computer
A big dick
Immortality that I can choose to end at my leisure

1. a decent chemical hair remover
2. some sort of contraption to aid me release really hard, unlubed shits without having to shove anything up there and scoop it out manually
3. a roman gladius sword

>>379564
>without having to shove anything up there and scoop it out manually
Are you saying this because you usually do this or do you mean it as opposed to a contraption that would do this.

1. A space ship
2. A well fitted suit
3. A good pocket watch

>>379564
You should have been training with this for decades already. I can drop a watermelon sized poop without feeling it.

>>379594
The watermelon sized ones are never the problematic ones.

>>379619

>>379594

I'M TRYING BUT I DON'T LIKE IT

I'M SORRY

>>379622
No really. Those would be easier to pass than the shits you get when you're actually constipated. You're pooping like a rabbit. Tiny dry black balls. And they turn your colon inside out. It's the worst thing.

>>379668
Masturbating at the same time helps.

>>379670

its impossible to keep a boner like this

>>379691
wait! wait, are you using lube? dont do it dry bro!

1. a blank cassette tape
2. a hard drive platter
3. a universal remote

1. a blank cassette tape
2. a hard drive platter
3. a universal remote

- motor oil
- knife sharpener
- 3TB harddrive

1. 100,000 dollars
2.
3.

1. Strings of aquamarine LED lighting
2. Hacker/makerspace near where I live
3. Large amounts of modeling clay

>>391491
i feel u, anon

1. Incentive
2. Ejaculatory hedonia
3. Coloured textile inks

Actually, scrap that, ↓this↓ guy knows me better than me.
>>378248

1) Yoyo
2) Pineapple
3) Blankets on a nice, cosy bed I was gonna say alcohol

1) The semester to be over with already
2) A job
3) Something to keep my face from getting any uglier

1 An abandoned city
2 A warehouse full oof weapons, ammo, explosives and stuff
3 One of those Japanese toilets that cleans your butt.