>>23082

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>>23440
Yeah, well obviously what he pleases is terrible.

>>23447
second. it's been so fucking awesome and then he pulls a "all life actually began on earth" and some religious Mambo-Jambo. BN 7 hurt like a hammer to the face.

I think I figured it out.
How Larfleeze went to shit.
Didio- Wow Geoff, those last four issues were really great, people love your new character, he's getting even more positive fan reaction than Hal.

Johns- WHAT?!!! PEOPLE LIKE LARFLEEZE MORE THAN HAL JORDAN?
Fuck, I have to ruin this character as much as possible.

>>23567
seems about right

bump

>>23594
Oh sweet jesus, when it turned out to be her hand I lol'd so hard

bump

more shitty mspaints from shittymspaintanon.

>>23877
I likes it.

Fuuuuuck.
This cannot die!
COME MY /CO/MRADES
WE MUST ENSUE THE SURVIVAL OF OUR GREATEST TREASURE!

Bamping wif ideaz

You should totally do the holiday specials, all the Lanterns are somewhat related to each other in a sitcom "family".

Atrocitus-naturally the suffering main character
Larfleeze-Grinch-like guy in the background, always moving in on other stuff or setting up Atrocitus for a fall. Hates it when Hal steals his HAMBOIGAHS
Guy Gardner-exactly what it sounds like
Kyle-HAPLESS VICTIM
Hal-"I do all my Christmas shopping on Dec 24th" Jordan
Sinestro-Sarcastic, sinister relative. Always on good behavior in front of the Guardians but drops his FEAR lines when they're not looking and terrifies others.
Carol-"Aunt Carol"
Saint Walker-Pretty much what OP said.
Black Hand-"William", the troubled child. Usually the only words we hear are "RISE".
Kilowog-UNCLE KILOWAG WANTS TO WATCH THE GAME YA POOZERS!
Alan "I Punched Hitler, What Have You Done Lately" Scott-Disappointed in some of the younger generations.
Soranik-wants to go out with Kyle, VICTIM of Guy.
yes/no?

I think it would work marvelously for holiday specials, but only if we make it exceedingly obvious that it's a parody type deal and all the characters are playing parts. Like a thing during the opening credits where it freeze frames on each character and goes
"Starring: Carol Ferris as "Auntie Carol.""
But them all being related would not work at all for the rest of the show.

What about John? Is he not present in all of this?
I don't know, any good ideas?
PTSD/Destroyed Planet Survivor Syndrome Marine?
Alan Scott and him always end up talking about "THE WHAR" and how horrible/glorious it is?
Or he could keep on getting shit from Guy about how he "went into cartoons" after Xanshi?

>>24697

>Dad
>yes, sweety.
>why don't we ever have a white christmas?
>because your mom keeps inviting uncle John over.

>>24716
>Dad
>yes, sweety.
>why don't we ever have a white christmas?
>because your-*Sinestro bursts into the room as White Lantern*
>HEY GUISE, SUP? JUST HANGING OUT. BEIN WHITE. CHECK ME OUT BITCHES

>>24697
For John, either the Marine or the archtitect/ Mr. fix it
"If I can help rebuild a city, I can fix this television." or "I was a guardian. What the fuck have you done?" or something like that.

>>24759
I could see that.
He could be the guy who's constantly surveying shit and going on about how it could be improved.
"Huh, this table's a little wobbly, bet I could fix that right up*cuts away and you can here sawing/welding/building noises**cuts back and the table is completely different and upgraded with like cup holders and fancy shit* yup, that should just about do it."
"Hrm...now the chairs seem out of place...just a sec."
"Oh for fuck sakes John, stop remodelling my damn house."

>hey daddy, why don't we ever put up Christmas lights.
>...

{FLASHBACK}
not too long ago, sector 1972, the green lantern corp is taking on the RED and YELLOW lantern corps

>It's a MOTHERFUCKING AMBUSH.

>MIKE'S GOT SHOT, WHERE'S THE FUCKING BLUE LANTERN

>WE'RE OUT OF CHARGE SARGE, WE WON'T MAKE IT

the sky burns all the colors of the rainbow

{/FLASHBACK}

>I'm conserving energy

get it? the enemy was both red and yellow in Vietnam there was a-lot of Agent orange and people spoke weird "nik nok suk kok" languages

>>24891
"We were in this bar in Sector 6125 and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a ring-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Hal said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just...like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna pilot my F-15!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"

>>24902
>Sector 6125

>>24940
What?
Is that an actual place? I just kinda pulled that number out of nowhere.

>>25016
there are 360o space sectors. get your data straight.

>>25049
D:
Our bad.

I has an idea! Could be a one time event or recurring.
Some television network approaches the GLC to do a reality show called CORPS(an obvious parody of COPS) and while John and Hal are hesitant, Guy signs them up. Then they basically realize that they don't really do any work, so they go to MurderBurger, claiming their doing a bust, and hilarity ensues.

Also, instead of Happy meals, MurderBurger can have Angry Meals.

>>25257
fuck you. no. that's a horrid idea. your angry meals can eat a dick. fucko.

>>25270
Looks like someone already ate their Angry Meal today

and it sucked, so it only made me angrier.

came with this nifty red ring, though. pic related

>>25325
Ha ha, fag, that's one of the girl toys.
Enjoy you're girly plastic jewelry

>>25351
why don't you go eat a dick, you fuckin mother fucker? fuck you in the face with a fuckin sledgehammer! BLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!

oh shit, wtf? why am i puking up blood? wtf did that angry meal do to me?

>>25355
HAHA!
Murderburger strikes again!

Atrocitus has a date coming over, so he needs to clean up the apartment, and find a way to keep Larfleeze out of the place and preoccupied for a few hours.

>>29509
Would Atty's date be Mera?

And prolly the only way to keep Larfleeze off Atrocitus' back would be to send him over to Walker's.

Or it could just turn into Larfleeze draggin either Walker or Indigo-1 along for the worst double date ever.

>>29516
There was some talk a while back about a Star Sapphire having a glaringly obvious crush on Atrocitus(he is of course, oblivious), but any time she'd muster up the courage to tell him how she felt, some shenanigans happen and he goes into a rage frenzy.

>>29526
Did you guys settle on which one would pursue Atrocitus?

>>29544
I think we wanted her to be some general SS.
how many SS members do we even know?

>>29547
There's Carol, Fatality, Miri Riam, and uh...uh...uh...

...so would it be a Zamaron?

>>29549
seems plausible.

>>29516
>And prolly the only way to keep Larfleeze off Atrocitus' back would be to send him over to Walker's.
>Or it could just turn into Larfleeze draggin either Walker or Indigo-1 along for the worst double date ever.
Why not do both?
Atrocitus tells Walker to distract Larfleeze (blue rings are a sure way to do so) and at some point Walker actually mentions this, because of course he'd never tell a lie, even to cover Atty's ass.
And thus, Larfleeze barges in on the date with Walker AND Indigo in tow.
Hi jinks ensue.

>>29561
Awesome.

In a fancy-ass restaurant where: Larfleeze would be harassing other diners, gobbling the food, and stealing all the shiny silverware. Atrocitus would be raging so hard he accidentally kills the maitre d' and several bussers. Walker would be trying to calm Atrocitus and Larfleeze down while apologizing to everyone. Indigo would be helping Walker. And Atty's date (a Zamaron, I guess) would be sitting on her chair, mourning over the ruined date and largely ignored amidst the chaos.

>>29562
>In a fancy-ass restaurant
And to top it all off...IT'S SINESTRO'S RESTARAUNT!
This will have to take place before said fancy restaraunt gets shut down.

>>29565
Which would eventually lead to Sinestro founding Fear Fries in revenge.

:D

>>29561
why would Larfleeze barge in on the Date?
isn't Atro supposed to be oblivious?

maybe if she tried asking him on a date only to have Larfleeze knock her over with a big fish in his hands while being chased by Dex-Starr who in turn is being chased by Hal as the City's animal control officer Atrocious rages himself into a big puddle of acid blood and she walks away crying.

>>29568
It could be a formal dinner, for business. The girl could be willing to help Atty on Murder Burger, expansion or something,and he thinks it's just that. Girl, however, is hoping that the dinner will turn more intimate.

Maybe Larfleeze could just accidentally crash the dinner. At first, he's there to steal the food from the kitchen and is discovered by the staff who promptly chase him out. Larfleeze bumps into Atty, Atty rages, girl weeps.

>>29566
Naw, he starts Fear Fries because he fails the health inspection and his fancy place gets shut down.
>>29568
I just kinda figured he'd crash it in order to be a dick.
I dunno, maybe he shows up in hopes of getting a free meal out of it.

>>29574
I don't that it fit's Larfleeze's character to be a dick for the sake of being a Dick.

>>29577
Maybe in the course of distracting him, Walker offers to buy Fleeze lunch, and Fleeze, being the greedy bastard he is, decides to make Walker treat him to the most expensive restaraunt in town.
Wherein he runs into Atrocitus.

>>30214
walker takes Larfleeze out for dinner? oh my.

>>30217
Lunch.

So, I figure we're going to have to work "A very Larfleezey Christmas" into this as well.

>>31869
For a moment there, I thought Glomulus was rockin' in a dress.