http://mycagecomic.com/...Guess this Seinfeld-meets-Dilbert-with-funny-animals strip, which some called "fresh," "funny," and "manga style," didn't generate enough namedropping strips, "fanservice" (oh Jesus), and strips insulting its own readers to become a huge marketing success. Canceled.“I feel like my childhood dream was shot point blank through the eyes.”- Ed
>>88457Max (the red dog) is Norm's boss and in accordance with tired stereotype is utterly soulless evil
>>88581Meh.
>>88915Oh, hey. That's much better.
>>87759 "Googlebation"? LMAO! I perfer the term 'vanity googling'. ;)
>>88949Mm-hm.
>>88949So, wait. Are you the dude who wrote this comic or aren't you?
>>89277The best one so far. But I can see how that strip wouldn't fly with some people.
>>89282I really doubt it.
>>89679So... I guess the thing gets stuck to his clothes? Is that it?
>>89889Haha. WOMEN!
>>89893But the joke doesn't change if you were to reverse the characters?Might be worse if you reversed them because then you'd be getting a stale "oh look at the big dumb useless guy" joke. Isn't it funny when guys are big dumb and useless?? Of course it is because we use it in TV commercials for fucking everything, except beer commercials sometimes. And women are untouchable because having them mess up/let their male significant other get the upper hand sometimes is SEXISM.
>>89937You are a smart individual, my good man.It's an unfortunate truth, double standards...
>And women are untouchable because having them mess up/let their male significant other get the upper hand sometimes is SEXISM.:\
>>89937Beer commercials have been leaning towards the misogynist side recently, though. I think there was a Budweiser ad that claimed they invented feminism as a way to keep women out of men's hair so they could enjoy their beer in peace. What the fuck?
maybe batypus should learn to fly under his own power like a proper superheroor get a spare plane or two with his immense fortunesor set up a dummy account to pay the bills automatically instead of insisting your superhero compatriots waste their valuable time paying bills manually
You have my admiration, man.Being able to pump out hundreds of strips to the standards of the flavorless dregs that edit public newspapers and consistently produce that level of mediocrity for years is nothing if not an exercise in marathon Old Man dancing. Earnestly enjoying the music and moves or just following the rules for the sake of the game, it doesn't matter.To shackle your talent and more soulful material to a table and then stretch it out to fill a time and work quota, diluting the content and quality of your vision to suit the needs of what has been green lit for the consumer. It must feel like a chef forced to sell boxed pizza at a store chain.At the very least you walk away with a little credibility and notoriety that even technophobic elderly and taste restricted gradeschoolers would recognize. Shine on, you athlete of the mundane!
>>89963 You're welcome. Anytime. :D :D :D
>>90089Isn't "I was voted least likely to..." a very standard Highschool joke?
>>90254Eh, I like this particular variation, and the delivery of the high five line was enough to make me smile.
>Miley CyrhinocerosI approve of this comic.
>>90323How about today's?
LISSEN TA DEM CRICKITS
>>91441aint no crickets on the innernets
>>91442That's racist.
>>91446they too tiny and light to press the keys, its science
>>91327Okay, let me ask you guys something. Isn't it a bit strange to see the same sequence of "fake insults" in a row?
>>91637How do you mean? Are you talking about: > @#$*@#$...? That does look weird.
>>91816The Clerks, Office Space, and When Harry Met Sally references I got, but what's the fourth one referencing?
>>91818Fletch
Sorry I'm late!
Oh shit, I completely missed yesterday's, too!